I am Robsessed

Remember Me? No, really Remember Me

2010-03-13T16:37:00.000-08:00

If you wanna know where I have been since November keep reading here... if you want to know how I felt about Rob's new film scroll down a bit :0) * Added some content since orignal posting as a result of reading some other "twilight fans" opinions of this movie....

I know I have not posted since New Moon and there are A LOT of reasons as to why this absence has occurred. I will list them ....

1.) I had a MAJOR falling out with "my twi mom friends". Yes, I am not lying and I am no longer part of the Central Florida TwiMoms. ( don't be sad... it was for the best)

2.) I have decided that the very reasons that the falling out happened was the realization that I need to do more with my life then be addicted to Twilight... after all it is a book series and a movie NOT another dimension of reality.

3.) Christmas came and well, lets be honest, that is time for family and celebration not lusting the hot Mr. Pattinson.

4.) I started interning for my Bachelors degree and have been working for free since Jan 18th... but will be graduating May 8th.

5.) I have not had much positive things to say, refer to number 1, so I decided to remain silent for a little bit.

I am back.. as I saw the wonderful and shocking film Remember Me today and all I can say is BRAVO BRAVO Mr. Pattinson!

This was a fabulous film! Rob did a wonderful job portraying Tyler Hawkins. He was believable, mostly because I think he played an American version of himself minus that "hate my father" aspect of his character, and he showed his talent. I am so happy to see him as something other than Edward in the main stream theaters. I adored him as Salvador Dali in Little Ashes as well as was as Art in How To Be. Alas, those were little films done on small budgets and shown at small theaters ONLY after people already knew him as the brooding vampire. This movie showed his range and put him on the map as someone other than Edward. I see big things in his future and can NOT wait for Bel Ami to come out!!!

I would not, if I were you, read any other reviews with spoilers as I thought going into the movie that knowing about a "gut wrenching" ending would take away the surprise BUT it did not. Of course, I was not aware of what the aforementioned surprise was in detail just that I may be shocked and I WAS! I think the less you know - the better. Go and enjoy seeing Rob in a role that appears to be much more comfortable for him and adore his beautiful eyes that change color and need no amber contacts for you to be taken in by them. Sit back and adore his 5 o' clock shadow and lack of pancake makeup. Sit back and enjoy Rob!! - I sure as hell did!

Oh yeah, Just so they don't feel left out... Emilie did a great job playing the tortured girlfriend. Pierce Brosnan played a charismatic and cocky ass lawyer. Chris Cooper plays a wonderful widowed cop and Ruby Jenkins plays an adorable awkward little girl. All the characters are believable and allow you to connect with them and their individual plights within the overall story line. BRAVO!!

** Added content since my reading other "twilight fans" reviews
I really felt that this movie is not a movie for someone just wanting to see Rob. I really connected with all of the actors and felt they did a wonderful job depicting the characters they were given. I felt a special connection to the little sister as I was once the awkward and picked on elementary student as well as Rob's character as I have battled depression for some time and have wondered where my life was going and the value of it following the death of a loved one.

It is my opinion that the directors did a wonderful job and the story line was superb as we watched many smaller plots turn into one overpowering story line. The ending was tragic and I did sob as I felt very moved by the characters as well as having a personal connection to the events of September 11th. I think it was a fantastic movie and would definitely see it again and own it when it is released. However, I am a different kinda bird and even though we all share a love of Twilight I am much different that many of you with my taste in movies, literature, spirituality, etc.

It is my hope that some of the people who see it can take away more than the fact that Rob was in it or it was sad and truly capture the message of the film as I believe my chick flick partner, Tina, and I did.

Two thumbs up, a sigh, and a squee for Remember Me!

New Moon.... My take on part 2 of the movie saga

2009-11-22T07:58:00.000-08:00

Okay, So I have just finished watching New Moon for my second time and wanted to report my take on part of this movie saga.

Here we go....

Chris Weitz is " all that and a bag of chips" in my book. yes that was totally an early 90's hip hop reference OMG! Thank you, thank you, thaaaaaaaaaaaaank yoooooooooooou to Summit for taking their heads outta their asses and ditching that burn out Catherine and picking up a helluva director like Mr. Weitz!!

So what did I think? Aside from wanting to sex Mr. Weitz up almost as bad as Rob, i promise i wont stalk you Chris, THE MOVIE WAS FANFUCKINTASTIC! Yes, I cursed and YES I typed it in ALL CAPS to make sure you knew I was serious!!

So why did I love this movie so much? Glad you asked. or atleast the voices in my head did

I loved this movie for the following reasons... ( in no particular order)

1. It truly mirrored the book
2. The colors were beautifully rich
3. The vampires were actually paler than Bella
4. The bad vamps were down right creepy and their eyes were killer
5. Bella looked beautiful in this movie
6. The one liners were great and alot more subtle than Twilight
7. The absence of blue tint
8. The CGI wolves were amazing
9. Edward looked delish and he had a more sophisticated air in this movie
10. Jacob truly looked transformed

there are many other reasons that I cannot list as I am pressed for time.

Can I just say the following as well about some of my favorite parts of the movie..

1. " You cant trust vampires, trust me" - BEST line of the movie
2. The reflection of Bella and Edward in Jake's eyes at the end accompanied by his sigh as he turns away - truly a tear jerker
3. Jake shirtless - I had to keep reminding myself that it will be okay to get warm and fuzzy at this sight in February when he is legal
4. Edwards sexy shirtless self - oooooh yeah

This movie was amazing... and I will see it more times.

Incase any of the stars happen upon this post.. Thank You for your hard work and dedication to a series so many people love and clearly this includes you. You were fabulous!

GUESS WHOOOOOOO!

2009-11-18T06:05:00.000-08:00

Yes, It is I - the Robsessed Chick!
Do YOU know what tomorrow is???
NEW MOON! Aw-woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (that is a howl people)

Clearly, I am most excited to meet with Edward again and see his beautifulness is that a word and to catch back up with the story I adore so. Mostly, I cannot wait to see what Mr. Weitz was able to do with our beautiful love story that Ms. Hardwicke was not able to do. jus sayin

I have been laying low, mostly because I have decided to come to the realization that loving Rob to death is okay but blabbing about incessantly is a little psychotic not okay. However, you can trust that as soon as I am coherent from my midnight showing I will be posting the hell outta here to tell everyone what I thought about my brit boys performance and appearance which will be stellar no doubt in full detail.

Sorry if you all have missed me at all and my snarky arse comments... I am getting ready for Christmas break from school and that should give me more time to hit the various news sources and provide commentary for you all.

MUCH LOVE
Me

Can you believe I have been MIA for so long?

2009-10-08T05:37:00.000-07:00

Well.. can you? I can.

I have been living my life outside of Twilight and Robsession (i.e sending my lil one off to Kindergarten and teaching 2nd grade) There are some other things I have been doing since my last post. I have been watching from afar, a silent observer of sorts, as my adoration of Rob is scrutinized for not regurgitating every news report and picture as well as my lack of conversation that is centered completely on the Twi World. I have, many times, admitted to being a Twilight Mom. For this, being said Twilight Mom, I am not ashamed as I am first and foremost a mom. I have been part of this subgroup or subculture since last November and I can not even begin to tell you about some of the things I have witnessed during my 2 short stints within the convention scene or overheard within conversations with other Twilight Moms.

I will continue to adore Rob as a person, actor, musician, man of the world, and fine ass tall drink of water. ( did you really think I would stay serious the whole time) I will also be sure to NEVER apologize for who I am or how I act. I am not trying to infiltrate a world that was shut off from me when I decided to be a responsible mother, wife and adult. I will also NEVER diss a person that I called or call a friend for being real while I try to be shady with my lifestyle and live a life that is 10 years ago. I will remain who I am be proud of it.

Do not be surprised if my blogs are few and far between. I will not shut this blog down because it is a place where my anonymity allows me to act like an ass as much as it lets me vent about randomness. Alas, it allows me to say snarky, off color, sexual innuendo type stuff about our dear Rob who frankly needs to buy an island and escape all the psychos plotting their best bet ways of meeting him.

I will be back again.. soon. Until then!

Motivation for Physical Activity

2009-08-28T09:22:00.000-07:00

The last two weeks I have been slacking on the gym as a result of my impromptu car trip to NJ and my strep throat. However, I would need no other motivation than seeing this fine specimen jogging down the road to get my heart rate pumping and motivate me to jog after, er umm I mean along with, Mr. Lutz.

So yeah,disregard the previous statement of my only running when being chased and add that I would run to do the chasing as well! Don't worry Kellan, I am not gonna get all fangirly on you!

Can I also take a minute to say the following;

A) How oblivious must you be to half one of God's great creations running amidst your presence and not realize it. " Hello! Turn around girl!"

B) Does anyone else see his beautiful arms?

C) I know that I am supposed to be blogging about Rob but there is a lack of coverage on him recently so I will drool over Kellan- Ok?

Musical Connections

2009-08-26T07:41:00.000-07:00

First, let me apologize for not posting more often. It would seem that I am a little late on the Twilight news as when I see something post worthy someone else has already posted about it. I have been laying low this summer due to my little one starting Kindergarten this past Monday. As a mother, I deemed it necessary to back burner my robsession and focus on my little man.

With that being said, I did actually get out this past weekend to enjoy some melodies, English accents, and draft beer. I had the pleasure of viewing Bobby Long live at a small brewery here in Florida. How does this have anything to do with Twilight? I was hoping you would see the connection to the soundtrack as well as my dream man, and many other women's, Rob.Bobby put on a great show. His music is soulful and his stories are amusing and sexy - as a result of that delectable accent. (sidenote: Bobby told a story about how much he loved visiting Clearwater Beach but said he feared being consumed by a shark. His way of solving his fear was to always remain closer to the shore than a few people so they could be eaten first) I will say that even being two feet away from him is not close enough to see his gorgeous brown eyes as his head is tilted down and that beautiful face is always under cover of hair. I was able to get to the stage, and on all fours, so as to get a snap or two of his face from a more appealing angle. My husband did make a witty, or not so witty, comment about that position to which I replied, " yes, if only he had noticed and you were not here." (snicker)

I would also like to go on record as stating my observations led me to believe that most everyone in that small brewery had connected to Bobby by way of Twilight or Robert. This was evident in the chosen apparel and average age of the attendees. Did I mention that the crowd was 85% female? I did ask a few of the guys about their decision to attend this show to which they replied, " My girl drug me here... or isn't this guy friends with Edward or Rob or whatever?" Whatever the reason most attended I can attest that they did not leave unhappy or unfulfilled by Bobby's melodic tunes, soulful voice, or snarky British humor. Perhaps that can be added to Rob's repertoire.. ya know, making American fans more aware of talent from abroad or opening their eyes to a different genre of music. I can attest to his motivating me to check out his playing mates by way of his itunes playlist.

You can hear more from Bobby at the following links

http://www.myspace.com/musicbobbylong

http://www.bobby-long.co.uk/

Check out his tour dates to see if you can catch him live.

http://www.bobby-long.co.uk/the-tour/

Also check out the band The Human Condition. There lead singer Dean opened for Bobby and he was incredible.

Dean from The Human Condition

http://www.myspace.com/thehumancondition

Because I Got High!

2009-08-19T08:09:00.000-07:00

Has anyone else listened intently to the commentary version of Twilight and pondered when they were gonna hear the obligatory cough or the inhale of a water bong?

Let's face it, Catherine is an old skool stoner. The proof is in the pudding. Wait- she probably ate it when having munchies.

Thanks to RobsessedPattinson for guiding me to this hilarious video!

Pardon My " Squeeeeeeeeeeeee"

2009-08-19T07:56:00.001-07:00

Saw this.. and got goosebumps!

Can NOT wait til November!!!!

The Hype about Rob and Kristen Kissing...

2009-08-16T10:33:00.001-07:00

It is all over the "internets" that Rob and Kristen were caught kissing at the KoL concert. There are pictures and accompanying those pictures are hoopla in the form of comments from all of the fans. There are comments degrading Rob for his choice in Kristen and there are comments dogging Kristen for, well, being Kristen.

I do not like to get sucked into the gossip and drama and I feel resposting the pics will do that. You can see them at the following link http://robstenlovers.blogspot.com/2009/08/omg-robert-pattinson-kristen-stewart.html

What do I think? I am glad you asked.

I may be the minority but I think they are made for eachother.

They are very similar in their love of indie films, literature, and awkwardness.

I am happy hes with someone as he deserves to have a mate.

Leave the guy alone to enjoy his relationship in peace!

Where in the Hell is ThatRobsessedChick?

2009-08-10T13:05:00.000-07:00

Hey people.. sorry I have been MIA. This is my last month being home with my kiddo before he starts Kindergarten so I have been doing the mommy thing. I do still robsess over Rob and am thankful for the girls at LTR and RobsessedPattinson for keeping me abreast heh I said breast of what is going on. I, as a mom, do need to step back from the fangirl life occassionally and do my motherly duties. There is life beyond Rob when it comes to my son. Perhaps this makes me the minority within the world of Rob lusters.. and truly I think that is sad.

Anyway.. I am in NJ right now and will be heading to DC tomorrow and then back to my home,Florida.

Hope this finds you all well.. Ill be posting again next week.

Kevin Smith Gets It

2009-07-26T08:50:00.000-07:00

Had to repost this...thought it was hilarious!

Here is Kevin Smith giving his rendition of the New Moon clip and Twilight frenzy.

Teeny Boppers Hatin' on TwiMoms!!!

2009-07-24T16:13:00.001-07:00

Here's the ridiculous video...

AND Here is my reply on YouTube..

a couple of things..
First, Grandpa Herman is dead.
Second, like how many times can you say like in a sentence.
Third, no butts no cuts no coconuts? Are you kidding me- get over it. Once the doors open it is every girl for herself so the line really does not matter.
Fourth, Dont hate on someone who is older for being as passionate about a book as you are. We remember what young love was like and we enjoy the saga.
Fifth, you look like asses on youtube complaining.

Care to add anything?

RESPECT HIM!

2009-07-17T11:58:00.000-07:00

Found a great site devoted to protecting Rob and attempting to gain a following of people who wish to respect the man we all adore.

Here is there mission statement:
RESPECT ME is a campaign to make everyone RESPECT ROBERT PATTINSON.
Recently after the excess of Twilight, Rob has been stalked by the paparazzi everywhere he goes. A few days ago he was literally attacked by crazy, wild fans during the first day filming on the set of “Remember Me”. He didn’t need bodyguards before, but now because of crazy fans he HAS to have them. So, we are really really tired and mad with those girls, the media and fansites that have been publishing things about his PRIVATE life and/or stalking him everywhere!
We know that now he is under the spotlight and everyone wants to know what is he doing or where he is, but there are ways to do so properly, and we know so many girls in the world want to know him, be near him or take pictures with him, but there are ways too!, He is not an OBJECT, he is a human being that NEEDS to walk, breathe, WORK or even smoke in peace! It is so sad to watch videos of the disturbing things in NY with girls crowding to take pics with Rob anyhow! That’s so RUDE girls! That’s not being a REAL fan! See that Rob’s expression broke our hearts and almost made us cry! Really!
So, we decided to start this campaign against all that we think is not cool to Rob! He needs to be respected! You need to respect his private life!

Check them out!

Why I Miss Me Some Kellan!

2009-07-14T06:43:00.001-07:00

My fellow Central Florida TwiMoms attended the recent Salute to Twilight convention in Atlanta. Unfortunately, due to some stupid agreement between my hubby and I, I was unable to attend. I promised I would NOT ask to go to anymore this year UNLESS Rob was there and it was on the east coast of the U.S (I know - call me a dumbass now!)

Moving on....

Well the girls are back and I am feeling left out in the cold because my favorite Cullen brother, aside from Rob, was there. Yes, I am talking about Kellan. He is such a sweetheart! I have seen some of the pictures from the photo ops, eh hemm Val and Lenora, and it certainly has me missing my "leg up action" partner. Don't know what I am talking about?

http://iamrobsessed.blogspot.com/2009/04/lustin-lutz-my-weekend-with-kellan.html

I know that I am supposed to be robsessed.. and clearly I am as I author this blog BUT on the real, yes I am getting all urban again, Kellan is a joy to be around. If it isn't those big blue eyes, the dimple, or that incredible smile... it has to be the way he makes the ladies feel when they are with him. I don't care if it's all an act or not because when you walk into an photo-op with Kellan, you are definitely slightly nervous. When you walk away, it is with a warm sensation in places I shall not speak of and a damn near heart attack as your heart feels like it will burst out of your chest. The only thing that tops the heart and warm sensation, is that enormous smile the boy puts on your face with the attention he has just showered on you.

So, knowing that I gave him this web address and that I once got a hit from Canada, I must send this message to Kellan. "I totally missed out on some Kellan action this weekend! I can say it, I am longing for some Lutz!" There, I said it. Does this mean I love Rob less? NO! Does it mean that I would cheat on Rob with Kellan? I dunno- Do I have chance Mr. Lutz? Nah, I know someone that I would comp any opportunity with Kellan to... right Val?

Kellan and Val

In closing, have written blogs before about the "cons of the con" and there are some, but I wont ruin this Lutz Lovefest by listing those right now. I have been to two Cons (Acciocon and Eyecon), myself, and had a crew of my girls attend the one in ATL. I would definitely suggest attending a Creation event as they were very pleased with everything - especially the loving embrace that Kellan provided to some of them such as the one below with my friend Val. So if for nothing else... go to see Kellan. Feel his abs, let him hold you, and get that aforementioned feeling :0)~

Yes, Another Message for Rob!

2009-07-09T12:10:00.000-07:00

Hey there Rob!
yes I am pretending you are reading this.. or maybe hoping.
I have been doing a lot of thinking lately.Insert jokes about smelling something burning here - it's cool ANYWAY, I have been thinking a lot lately, especially since those crazy stalkerazzi bitches yoked you around the neck and then sent you running into traffic. sidenote: you are NEVER supposed to run into traffic- didn't Clare and Richard teach you this? Like I said, the crazy bitches got me thinking and I began wondering if my having this blog put me in the same stalkerazzi, crazy ass twimom, twihard, cougar categories as the aforementioned bitches. Does it?

So, I am writing this fictitious letter unless ofcourse you are really reading this -then it is NOT fictitious at all to make some things clear. Those things are as follows;

1. I will never EVER chase you down a street to yoke you around the neck, ask you to sign my Twilight book, or giggle incessantly and ask you for a picture. Let's face it, like you, I am not an athlete. I prefer NOT to run, unless ofcourse being chased. Soooo, unless I happen to be getting mugged on the very same street that you are walking on, BE SURE you will not see me runnning in your general direction.
(1b unless, ofcourse, you are being chased by those aforementioned crazy bitches... then I got your back... I'll karate chop a bitch!)

2. I DO think that you are attractive. HOWEVER, I am not afraid to admit that there are some photos of you out there that are NOT particularly flattering. Yes, I said It! Rob is not an adonis at all times! OH NO... somebody better make me turn in my Rob fanclub card for having the balls to be real!
(2b. Ya know, I am a photographer Mr Rob and would LOVE to photograph you from the "right angles" and please , please no more water pictures!)

3. Not to bite Salt N Pepa of the early 90's BUT "let's talk about sex, baby." I would like to go on record as saying there is a part of me that is excited by you. However, I am in my 30s, with a child, and a not so better half to speak of. Reality is... I will NEVER be in a position to sex you up. However, that does not mean that I cannot have the ocassional joke inserted, heh I said insert, in my blog. I do not intend to slip you any narcotics, should I ever see you out, in an attempt to show you how I can work it. unless ofcourse you are looking for some pointers from an older woman or are just looking to give this old married hag some excitement- then I may just oblige.
(3b I will admit to having just 2 Rob dreams and I am happy to admit that NEITHER of them included sexual contact. In actuality, we drank, laughed, read, sang some songs, made fun of those crazy stalkerazzi bitches and then I went home. I'm being serious)

So, now that I have cleared up some things... I want you to know that you are safe with me. I am not gonna jump your bones, chase you into traffic, lie to myself or you when I see a picture of you that is not flattering, or bullshit you. I will save that for the delusional fans that have dreamt of your manhood, journaled their dreams of marrying you, and plotted cross country trips to stalk you.

In closing, You are the first celebrity I have ever felt like blogging about, referred friends to see your work, or even bought endless memorabilia for a movie for. You are not the next Johnny Depp, Zac Efron, or Orlando Bloom for me. You are Rob.. You are an original.You are human.. and so am I!
I am real.. this is me.. sorry neurotic fans.. I cant jump your bandwagon.

Signed,
ThatRobsessedChick

SHAME ON YOU CRAZY FANGIRLS AND STALKERAZZIS!!!

2009-07-01T09:24:00.000-07:00

I was talking to my BFF Robin about how nice it would be to be in Central Park right now feasting our eyes on dear old Rob THEN I have an epiphany of sorts.

What was my epiphany, you ask? I am glad that you asked or that I made pretend that you did :0)

I really don't think it would be in my best interest to run into Rob in NY or anywhere in the USA for that matter. I believe I will wait and pay a visit to his home, his heart, in England and try to catch him out in a pub or something. Please understand that I am not attempting to schedule a stalk session BUT I would rather be somewhere he is more comfortable and less likely to equate me with Sally joe, Hot topic thieving momma, and the girl that stole Mr. Ed's hair. you know, those bitches that yoked him in the neck to get a pic with him

Reality is.. it pains me to think that I will never have the opportunity to hash it out with Rob in a public place without fear of being trampled by stalkerazzis or papparazzis! I would love to meet Rob on a street and chat about reading, art, music and the like and NEVER tell him that I was not too sure about who he was pre-Edward OR maybe I could admit that and follow it with how much I adored him as Dali or Art moreso than Edward.

would he really care?

Have the stalkerazzis ruined him for us sane girls?
you are laughing right now, aren't you? I am sane.. really! I just randomly blog about Rob with some sexual connotations attached. It is not an affliction as it is all in good fun!

Anyway.. SHAME .. SHAME ON YOU CRAZY FANGIRLS AND STALKERAZZIS!! YOU have ruined it for the rest of us!!

Has Chewing Gum Ever Been SoOo Sexy?

2009-06-29T08:54:00.000-07:00

Video of Rob greeting fans after filming on set of Remember Me. Its not that long but wow.. I wish I was a piece of Bubblicious right about now!though im more like a piece of Big Red in reality

Craptastic!

2009-06-26T17:43:00.000-07:00

Has anyone seen all the frigging magazines with Rob plastered all over them? I, for one, will not even do them any justice by posting them or their bullshit BUT sweet baby jesus leave poor Rob alone!!

I think it may be time for a youtube video!

MmMm.. Pussycat

2009-06-25T06:04:00.000-07:00

OMR.. this video is HOT HOT HOT.

I haven't posted in a while as I have been laying low since the attempted murder of my dear Rob. I will start to post again now that I see he is being guarded much better.

It is Official.. They are Trying to Kill Him!

2009-06-18T11:13:00.000-07:00

All joking, fictitious letters to crazy fans, and smutty talk aside I am really beginning to wonder what Rob's breaking point will be. Today, I was saddened and scared to death to read that this vicious rabid fans nearly pushed our Rob into an early grave by chasing him into oncoming traffic.

I blame two people!

1) the fans - LEAVE HIM THE HELL ALONE PEOPLE!

2) The Film - GET HIM SOME BETTER SECURITY!

Story below:
Robert Pattinson is quickly learning the hazards of filming a movie in New York City - he was hit by a taxi cab on Thursday while running away from hysterical fans!RadarOnline.com witnessed the Twilight star get clipped by a cab around noon in front of the Strand Bookstore on Broadway and 12th Street.He was not hurt.A team of five security guards were trying to fend off a crowd of teenaged girls when Robert was leaving the bookstore.It was pouring rain as they tried to hustle him quickly across the busy street to the safety of his trailer.Some of the teen girls were hysterical and Robert rushed across the road. As he did so, a taxi grazed him. The cabbie slammed on his brakes as soon as he realized what had happened.It appeared as if the cab hit Rob in the hip. He stood there for a moment looking stunned. The bodyguard next to him checked if he was okay and then screamed and the fans: "You see what you did, you almost killed him!"

Jus Sayin....

2009-06-16T11:23:00.001-07:00

(CLICK TO VIEW LARGER)
These are the aforementioned bitches from yesterdays blog.
I cant believe they posed for this picture... epitomy of low class!

P.S Yet Another Open Letter to The Crazy Bitches

2009-06-15T17:04:00.000-07:00

Dear Crazy Bitches,
Yes, it is me again. Apparently you did not get my last letter about leaving poor Rob alone. I was talking mad shit about tripping your asses but reality was that I had no way of getting to Vancouver as funds were tight and unlike you lifeless stalkerazzis I was gettingmy education. Alas, I am here to tell you that I have many NJ and NY connections and Spirit does fly that way from FL for mad cheap. that is right bitches I am starting the urban lingo on your asses again.

I am going to break this down for you.. nice and simple. Rob is doing his job in NY and he does not need your pathetic begs for his autograph or your arms headlocked around his neck so your clueless friend can get a shot of the two of you together. You ladies are seriously delusional! Additionally, you are ruining this young man for those of us with enough class, wits, and sense to give him his privacy and allow him to function like a normal human being. newsflash.. he is human and not that vampire you want to have bite your delusional and apparently non educated stalkerazzi neck- Yeah that is right, I called you out! and what?

(exhibit A)

I will take this time to plea with those of you who are sane enough to listen to reason or may know a stalkerazzi beeotch from your family or circle of friends. Please talk to these women and get them away from poor Rob. I am sure that the Coreys, yes another 80/90s reference- i am in my 30's people, would love some attention!

Thank you in advance for ceasing your trifling, yes I said trifling and no it is not the 1990's, ways!

ThatRobsessedChick

A Relaxed Rob

2009-06-15T11:22:00.000-07:00

I have noticed a few things since filming began on Rob's Remember Me.

1) Rob is looking very relaxed and this makes me very very happy! I like to see Rob in his element. I will say the shots with the coffee stirrer are tastey!! Aside from the drama he's been dealing with, thanks to being Edward, he is really gaining momentum in his craft and this makes me ecstatic.

I did snag some shots of him from the set from various sources. (robsessedpattinson and socialite - thank you!)

I will NEVER get tired of seeing his hand in his hair!

and How do YOU like your coffee??
Me? with some Rob on the side.

2) I also came across these two shots (thanks Gozde) that made me chuckle and fearful at the same moment. Our dear Rob chocked on his coffee. I love that he's kinda clumsy.

I would have jumped barriers to assist you in your time of need Rob - jus sayin!

3) Lastly, I copped this video from You Tube that shows the mayhem these producers are dealing with while attempting to shoot. I will now go on record as saying the following...
I visit NYC every year and I have NEVER EVER seen so many frigging vultures in my life. NY is where the stars go to escape "Hell-A". Is nothing sacred anymore? Seriously!!

Rob, the offer still stands to escape here to my humble abode and enjoy hot pockets and anything else my non cooking ass can throw in a microwave for ya!

Here's that video!

I hope that Rob can continue to enjoy himself in NY and that the stalkerazzis can give him some peace and quiet.

A Chick.. An Idea.. An Avenue in Which to Be Heard

2009-06-10T07:46:00.000-07:00

Got wind of this Australian chick today. Apparently she is trying to raise money for OneInFive which is a charity organization which assists the extremely depressed. I am talking people who may find it hard to function as a result of their mental illnesses.

She has decided to ask Robert Pattinson for her first kiss as a means to raise awareness and funds for this charity.

Here are her pleas via You Tube.

Here's the article
http://www.examiner.com/x-7070-Web-Buzz-Examiner~y2009m6d9-Robert-Pattinson-first-kiss-for-charity-proposed

So what do you think??

Not to make little of what she is doing as I do feel an immense amount of empathy for her situation and believe it took a lot of guts to come out and on You Tube with this idea. But.. what is next? Do I make a video about my lackluster marriage and lack of dates and hot nights and ask Rob to ignite the spark back into my panties via You Tube? I believe that aside from this girl and her legitimate issue that this will lead to more of these videos as anything with Mr Rob's name attached, at this current moment, is big news.. and to think we are in a recession and are currently awaiting word on two rogue countries nuclear ambitions... and Rob and a kiss are top news- im jus sayin.

Tell me what you think.

What Do We Eat??? ... Cheeseburgers!

2009-06-05T09:39:00.001-07:00

I thought I would DIE when I heard Rob answer this question during the commentary version of Twilight.... and now I find this, thanks to a fellow Twimom, and I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

Enjoy!

How To Become a Twilight Widower

2009-06-05T07:31:00.000-07:00

Most of you are aware that I am currently a student. I am actually in the education program which is why I never show my face in my pictures.. I mean who would want a robsessed woman in her 30s teaching their children? Me! come on I am a creative, funny, and well rounded individual - right?

Anyway, last night we were asked to write something more expository in nature but it could be funny as well like a how to. So I wrote the following journal entry about becoming a twilight widower - enjoy

* it is rough in nature.. but I had to share it.

Boyfriends, fiances, and husbands heed my warning, for you must understand the lore of the twilight widower. The twilight widower did not begin as a desired position for he was a mere mortal man such as you. Those that assume the position and title of widowers have done so without warning and often over night.

To become a widower you must first embrace your loved ones sudden interest in reading and vampires. Caution, as encouraging her to buy the first book in the Stephenie Meyer's saga will surely lead you down this tragic path. However, once the initial connection takes place you will still have the opportunity to escape your certain demise. Acting interested may be your best option or else you may spend your remaining evenings with your new best friend - the remote. This next piece is very important, for if you choose to act interested you too may enter the depths of twilight mania. Although this action may save you from becoming a widow it will almost certainly result in your being branded a unicorn. YES, being dubbed a non-existent and fictitious horned horse awaits you!

There is another option. If you so choose to become the widower, you must prepare to be banished to the living room while your loved one spends endless nights online chatting with her twilight friends or reading fan fiction. Be prepared to see blogs about Taylor's new physique, Peter's drop dread smile, Kellan's lickable pecs, and Rob's dreamy accent and smoldering stare. She will likely attend TwiCons as well which will undoubtedly leave you as childcare or just plain alone. When she returns you will be asked to sit through recaps of her experience and look at overpriced photo ops with the Cullen men.

In Closing, please listen intently as I warn you. It will be Team Edward or Team Jacob in your future, unless of course you enjoy watching reruns of MASH.

Like I said.. this was a "for fun" journal entry.. and I thought I'd share it with my fellow Robsessors.

Make Your Voice Heard Fellow Robsessors!!

2009-06-03T09:14:00.000-07:00

The following is from an article Alex Blimes, of GQ, wrote about his influx of letters from Rob fans in the 19+ category....

A remarkable response to my post on Friday about the under-the-adult-radar rise to mega-fame of the handsome young British actor Robert Pattinson, the Hollywood superstar of whom no one apart from teenage girls and their baffled parents has ever heard. It seems I must stand corrected: lots of grown up people have heard of Rob, as they call him, with the over-familiarity of the dangerously obsessed, and some of them have written to express their support for him, and their indignation at the suggestion that his appeal is limited to those aged 19 and under.

Many of those who commented on Friday's blog are women no longer in the first flush of youth (one is 64), and all of them have a serious pash on. Without wishing to initiate yet another tiresome debate about the role of celebrities in a Godless universe, I'd like to ask: what gives? I can see that Robert Pattinson is a physically attractive man. I can see that he has screen charisma to burn. I can see, too, that in his few public utterances and appearances to date he has given every impression of being a nicely brought up, well-mannered boy, and one appropriately humbled and discombobulated by the attention. Still, what has he done to deserve all this? The cult of Rob is a frightening thing to behold. One can only guess as how perturbed, even frightened, he must be.

But my hunch, for what it's worth, is that it's not really Robert you're all in love with. It's dreamy Edward Cullen, the sensitive immortal he plays in Twilight. It's Edward, the sexually frustrated vampire, who flutters your hearts. Edward the ghostly pale, softly spoken, ever-loving un-dead bloodsucker. Edward the fast. Edward the strong. Edward the not-a-23-year-old-thespian-from-Barnes. And the reason you're all so in love with Edward is you want to be Bella Swan, the best protected girl in history, watched over and doted on by her admiring schoolfriends, her good cop dad, her groovy absent mother, her new vampire family, and her gorgeous boyfriend.

Or maybe I'm wrong. Maybe you're not confusing Rob with Edward. Maybe young Pattinson really is worthy of all this unreciprocated love. Maybe you could explain it to me...

so... I am asking all my Robsessors to do me the favor of writing this man and telling him that our smittance is indeed with Rob and now with Edward. Okay?

Here's the link
http://www.gqmagazine.co.uk/gq-daily-news/articles/090602-alex-bilmes-robert-pattinson-part-.aspx

Here is what I posted back on that the site.

I am a "twimom" and yes I do adore the books as well as the character Edward. However, I do understand where fantasy begins and ends. Sure I love to see Rob as Edward with his Edward voice BUT I adore Rob as himself with his british accent and dry british humor so much more. I actually prefer to not hear him as himself in Edward makeup as it blurs the lines for me. Silly? Maybe. My husband is a Twilight widower but even more so he is a Pattinson widower. I spend most of my week blogging about Rob as IamRobsessed where I can hide under a shroud of anonymity and talk about wanting to have some alone time with the boy. My husband has joked about naming his "manhoond" after dear Rob so I can have more reason to pay attention to it. YES I went there!

In the end, I am a Rob fan. I have seen all of Rob's films that have been made available to me and feel he is a definite force to reckoned with. He is not afraid to take roles that speak to the mind or the heart and only took Twilight under the impression it was indie. I am thankful for this decision as I was not aware of him as much more than Cedric Diggory before this. His stardom has taken many people along for a ride such as the directors of How To Be and Little Ashes and for that I am also thankful as each of those films deserved to be seen. I hope to see him in many more films as well as hear him follow through with his musical talents as well.

In a nutshell - People need to stop trying to dissect all of this and embrace that Hollywood has found a talented and self depricating man that shows no signs of becoming a casualty of the drama that is Hell-A.

Death to the Paparazzi- Please!

2009-06-02T12:51:00.001-07:00

The following link is to a video which is an example of what I do not wish to associate myself with. (Watch it if you must but understand that I do NOT condone this behavior - at all) Leave the man alone.. seriously! Who cares if he and Kstew are together. I actually prefer her to Nreed as they have much more in common. Wait, does it matter what I think? NO! and it honestly doesn't matter what anyone else thinks.

I pray that Rob gets some time to himself on this trip as NY is not usually as Paparazzi active as Hell-A is.

Don't forget that I got your back Rob.. I have been working out- ya should see the "guns".

Please Be Safe!
VIDEO: Twilight's Robert Pattinson Arrives In New York To Crush Of Fans RadarOnline.com

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ROAD TRIP!!!

2009-06-01T08:24:00.000-07:00

I am currently working on a plan to get my butt up to NY. Apparently, and according to the following video, Rob will begin shooting his new movie the untitled/memiors/remember me in NY today!!

Movie Trailers - Movies Blog

Perhaps I should find a way to visit my dad in Jersey so I can hop a train and scope me out some RPattz?

Or would I then be considered a stalkerazzi like his other crazed fans?

Rob, honey, I am there with you in spirit! Remember if you need a cooperative to come out and start tripping stalkers I will be on the first plane up there.

MTV Movie Awards.. My Perspective.

2009-05-31T20:06:00.000-07:00

Ahh.. So I have had my Rob fix fulfilled this evening and can honestly say that I still adore the man!

So, let us get real for a minute and break down the night for discussion.

In Non Twilight News:
Andy Samberg- kinda funny and kinda not - did like the opening sketch with him in the bio scene with Rob.

Forrest Whittaker - MuthaFreakin Dick in a Box dood.. and the brother can sing too!

Eminem - back in the saddle again! He tore it up - jus sayin.

KoL - owned it.. love that sexy voice..kept thinking of sex on fire and then of Rob - jus sayin.

Zac Efron - kinda growing on me.

Megan Fox - Ok you're hot.. I get it. Stop looking like a bitch all the time - jus sayin.

The rest was okay too..

Now to Rob and Twilight.

I would like to say that tonights Twilight sweep of the awards should stand as a testament to how devoted Stephenie's fan are. Additionally, it should stand as a testament to how much we long to get more tv time with Rob's fine ass. There are those of us that are sane women, crazy women, stalker bitches, underage prostitots with dreams of being a vampire, and the like.. BUT in the end we are a very united group of fans and it showed tonight.

That aside... let's dish on Rob

Hello you tall drink of water!
Rob was looking fantastic this evening though his complete overwhelmed and nervous demeaner did seem to get the best of him. I have had some people I know mention he had "no personality" as a result of his presence tonight and to them I say, " Pish Posh" and " Shut it!". If I can go all crazy, youtube fan that did that video about Britney, a second and say the following, " Leave Rob alone.. just leave him alone. He's a wonderfully talented, fine ass british bloke, with a come hither stare, a beautiful pair of hands, and a pair of pants that are beckoning most of the female population!" cuz I know I wanna go hither with ya Rob - jus sayin.

Seriously though... put yourself in Rob's big ass shoes and imagine how overwhelming this all is for a man who felt like he was unemployable and now covers every damn magazine on the newstand with incessant bullshit gossip. Rob handled it tonight. He was very self depricating with his first award with Cam. He was sure to give credit to his stunt double instead of claim the award as his just reward. He made a dry british joke about shitting himself during his second award which I understood as his stating his anxiety about being up there. it's ok Rob- I get you.

Here's the clip of the aforementioned "shit joke"

Now he did pull a stunt that had me wondering. Yeah, you know, that staged almost pseudo kiss with Kristen. I wonder whose brilliant idea that was? Even more so, how many pre-teen Hot Topic shopping wanna be emo girls DIED when that took place? Whatever, I thought it was cute that he even went along with it.

Here's that clip:

Now to the trailer...

Oh My Edward! I was getting goosebumps just watching it! Loved the birthday kiss, loved Jasper jumping to pounce on Bella after the papercut, and love love loooooved seeing Jacob turn into a wolf.

Thank You Summit for gettin Chris to take this project on AND thank you to Chris for making a movie that is so close to the book and captures the essence of my imagination to a tee! November needs to hurry up and get here - fast!

Here is that trailer:

There is, however, one more topic to discuss.

What was the best part of the evening... the icing on the cake.. the cherry on my sundae? I am so glad you asked, as it was Kristen accepting her award for best actress and then fumbling it to the ground! Oh yeah! I was so happy to see her as anxious, nervous, and awkward. I say this for two reasons. 1) it was very Bella of her 2) I think it showed a human side to the girl that presents herself as brittle around the edges to the media. Did you see Rob laughing his ass off?

Here's that clip:

It was WIN.. TOTAL WIN!

I am tired and wish to go to sleep. I may hijack some more vids from youtube in the morning to add back to this post.

Much Love!
ThatRobsessedChick

Quick Post

2009-05-31T08:49:00.001-07:00

I am sure most of you are aware that our Rob will be in attendance at the VMA's tonight. :insert fangirl squee here:

I will be watching and awaiting the youtube gods to snatch some footage for me to repost.

Cannot wait for the NM trailer!!!

Washington Post Falls Short.....

2009-05-29T08:54:00.000-07:00

Once again, perusing my google alerts, I came across the Washington Post's review of Little Ashes. Personally, I thought they were a little harsh on Rob and believe their review of the movie fell short on a couple points and was probably the result of them wanting more people to read their rag by riding the Rob boat. personally, I would LOVE to ride the Rob boat - ALL ABOARD!!

I will start this blog with my reply to their review.. followed by their review.

(I did post this on their site under the name FreeThinker74, I encourage you to tell them they suck as well)

My Reply:
What I find most unfortunate about your review is how little you reveal about the low budget and the independent film factor. Rob, himself, has been quoted as saying it was " a little film." This film would have never gotten the release it has if Rob had not broken out in his role as Edward. Given the knowledge of it's budget and the experience, or lack thereof, Rob had at the time, I believe he did an excellent job showing that he is much more than Edward. Beltran did an amazing job holding the audience with his authentic spanish accent and his wonderful manner of emoting. When placing a non native speaker in a role there is always a risk of losing authenticity. This did happen BUT overall this was a beautiful period piece which gave us a different look at a wonderful artists life.

Their crap ass review:
Have you seen the poster for "Little Ashes"? The one prominently featuring Robert Pattinson and his mustache staring off into space?

If so, you'd be forgiven for thinking of this as "the Salvador Dalí movie." After all, that's who the British star of "Twilight" plays here. But although Pattinson certainly looks the part of the eccentric, pop-eyed painter of melting clocks in this historical drama, set in pre-civil-war Spain of the 1920s and 1030s, his Dalí is a mess. He's all tics and mannerisms, with nothing underneath. And his Spanish accent sounds closer to Transylvanian.

Fortunately, the character at the center of this strange little film isn't Dalí at all, but Federico García Lorca. Spanish actor Javier Beltrán plays the poet and playwright with both soulfulness and passion. "Little Ashes" tells the controversial and speculative story of García Lorca's doomed love for Dalí.

Fact: García Lorca was gay. Fact: Dalí, who was known for his many sexual hang-ups, met the writer when both were in college in Madrid.

Director Paul Morrison and writer Philippa Goslett have taken those two little facts and run with them, assuming that there might have been a lot more to the relationship.

For most of his life, Dalí kept mum about the private details of his friendship with García Lorca, who was murdered, probably because of his homosexuality.

The most fascinating aspect of "Little Ashes" is the, er, exegesis it offers for the 1929 film "An Andalusian Dog." No one has ever really understood that groundbreaking short, made in collaboration between filmmaker Luis Buñuel (another college pal of García Lorca's) and Dalí.

The short is presented as a "Beavis and Butthead"-style goof perpetrated by Dalí and Buñuel at the expense of García Lorca.

According to "Little Ashes," Dalí became jealous over the sexual attentions of writer Magdalena (Marina Gatell) toward García Lorca. Buñuel, meanwhile, played by Brit Matthew McNulty, is depicted as a violent homophobe.

Beltrán, for his part, makes a solidly believable García Lorca. The problem is with the man with whom he's obsessed. In Pattinson's performance, we never see what García Lorca sees in Dalí.

What Pattinson never seems to get is that there must have been something beating beneath that mustache, mop of hair and awful, awful accent.

-- Michael O'Sullivan

Cue Cheesy Stripper Music

2009-05-27T14:09:00.000-07:00

Oh My.. I have DIED and gone to Rob Heaven.

I was not sure if I should post them as I myself am a little disheartened that this scene will no longer be a surprise for me. Then I decided that most of my readers don't give a Fig (yes I censored) So here ya go...

Clearly Old boy has been working on his six pack for me, no I mean for New Moon, and I have exhibit A and B.

Take it off... Take it off! Wait for it, wait for it...

AND THUD!

Thanks to whomever heard my shirtless Rob prayer and delivered. There is a God!

Here's to having more money than brains!

2009-05-26T13:17:00.001-07:00

I just got this from the NewMoonMovie.org site and had to chime in...

Apparently the girl that had Roberts signature tatooed on her wrist is speaking out about the ridicule she is receiving.

See picture of tatoo here.. http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/05/twilight-tattoo-edward-cullen-on-the-arm/

She says, "i am the girl who has this tattoo & heres wat i have 2 say about it…ok so every1 has their own thoughts on my rpattz tattoo & thats totally fine we are all intitalled 2 our own opinions….people have called me crazy, insane, a stalker & i just laugh at all of it (ahahaha)! i might be crazy & a little insane for getting the tattoo but im no way a stalker.…i’ve never met him & if i eva did i would not scream, freak out, cry or chase him down the street when he’s just tryin 2 go hangout w/some of his friends….i would just say hi & i would tell him that i think he’s very talented & that i cant wait 2 see wat he does in the future….& if i could ask him just 1 question it would be how does he stay so grounded when every1 is freakin out & callin him in every direction?….

Notice that I marked some very intricate parts of her account with the color red. I would like to take this time to point out the very obvious. This girl is in serious need of some Hooked on Phonics or at the very best a book about writing etiquette. The very last thing I would do as a person trying to vindicate my poor choices is write a response riddled with mispellings and lingo- im just sayin.

Personally, I think that her money would have been better spent at Sylvan Learning center perhaps receiving some spelling tutoring as opposed to a tattoo shop or better yet, if she is indeed over 18 - and if so GOD HELP HER, I would rethink my life purpose. She states that she laughs at us all but she says ahhahahaha... perhaps this was a Freudian slip but laughing is HAhahahaha and realizing you are a crazy bitch is an AHhahahaha moment- once again, just sayin. I truly hope you do meet Rob someday, random fangirl, because I am sure he would say the following:

Rob - Hi
Crazy Fangirl - OME I can NOT believe I am meeting you. You know I am that girl that had your autograph tattooed on my wrist, see!!??
Rob - Bloody Hell. Are you serious? Ha hahahahahahahahahah
Crazy Fangirl - Can you sign my Twilight Poster?
Rob - Seems like you already have my siggy now doesn't it?
::mumbles:: Twit

hahahahaha

Okay I am done being mean.

Here's to having more money than brains! You go crazy girl!

I know.. you are gonna read this and say "wat eva" and you're "intitalled"

P.S
The words are
What
Ever
and
Entitled

Once again, im just sayin

Rob - You're Invited!

2009-05-26T06:41:00.000-07:00

I was perusing my google alerts this morning, like any good robsessor does, and I came across an article about a particular bloggers encounter with dear Rob at the AmFar party in Cannes. (I will repost it after my commentary) In this article, she expands upon her conversations with Rob and his single status. Apparently, Rob was quoted as saying that he has not had a relationship in forever because he is too busy working. He states that he's been living in hotels for the last 6 months and that no woman would want to put up with that. eh hem -I would! She equates this to his being a moaner which really sent my mind a buzz imagining all the different scenarios I could be placed in with him that would make him moan. Alas, she renigs on this idea when she realizes that the boy just wants to let lose and not worry about being photographed doing something on his "no no list" and that he wants to party with friends instead of doing interviews and corporate fundraisers and functions.

Sooo.... I propose the following.

We should get a few non psycho/stalker fans to offer up some hospitality around the world for dear old Rob. Im thinking that if he is ever near Tampa that he can come over and enjoy a meal with me and my family. We can hang out, watch movies, chat, just lay low. Now, I will say that it wont probably be a homecooked meal as, well to be honest, I am proably one of the few Greek/Italian women in this world that totally sucks at cooking. Wait, I don't suck as much as I just don't enjoy cooking. I do have a freezer filled with lean and hot pockets.

This could be grand, really. Afterall, my family is totally pro Rob - really. My son has recently decided to change his name to Edward because he thinks his canines are really pointy like a vampire. Whilest, my significant and often insignificant other has decided that if Peter Griffin of Family Guy can name his "johnson" after Danny Aiello that he would name his Robert Pattinson. I know, I know.. wtf is he thinking? I can tell you that it definitely has something to do with him believing I will pay more attention to it- that is for sure. Have no fear, as I am no fool. This situation can only turn out bad.. it is a damned if you do and damned if you dont type situation as I am sure it will turn into something about my robsession leading me to being more physical. Honestly, I would rather he name it Danny Aiello .

Ok.. bringing us back from my TMI digresson.

Rob.. you are invited! You can come by and meet the dysfunction that I call home. Nah, we really are a great crew. We are fans of all of your movies. My significant other has taken up drawing again since seeing you portray Dali and, believe it or not, you guys are mirror images when it comes to musical taste. sadly not so much in the looks department. I believe he was born atleast 20 years too late. He has the same old soul that I find so intriguing in you. yet annoying in him. Sure, he'll shoot ya the stank eye for my being so smitten with you BUT then he take out his blues and jazz collection and you will be fast friends.

So, hit me up when you are in Florida. I promise to make sure you have a relaxing and enjoyable time. With the Mr. home... you got nothing to worry about. Unless ofcourse you would prefer him to be gone as I can arrange that as well. ::wiggles eyebrows::

Heres that article I was talking about ^up there ^ before going on a random digression filled with TMI.

Good news girls – Robert Pattinson is officially single.
I waltzed over for a little flirt as soon as I saw him at the AmFar charity dinner in the exclusive Hotel du Cap in Antibes.
After warming him up by telling him he is the second best looking vampire in the world, (because Brad Pitt was in Interview With a Vampire), we had a long chat about all matters of the heart.
I just wanted to eat Robert up / snog his face off when he told me: “I haven’t had a girlfriend in ages. I’m not very settled at all. I’ve spent every night of the last six months in hotel rooms around the world. I haven’t been back to my parents house in six whole months.There is no way a girl would put up with that.”
Uhhhh, HELLOOOOO – I’d give it a d*** good shot and I’m sure many other girls would consider it.
But Robert added: “I don’t even find time to meet anyone. If I’m not working then I am doing interviews and if I am not doing interviews then I am attending corporate and charity events where I have to be on my best behaviour to stop photos getting out.
“Basically, I don’t have time for fun. It’s 2am now and I am getting up about 5am to go to Rome for five days. Then I’m going somewhere else and then to LA. I’m filming another Twilight that will be released this year and next year I should have three movies out.”
At this point, I was starting to think he was a bit of a moaner until he looked me in the eyes with his full-on glare and I tried not to swoon as he said: “I seriously need to party! I’m just worried that if I start partying I won’t stop as it’s been so long. What can I do?”
Given that he had to get a flight the next day, I told him that the best option would be to get some sleep. He’ll thank me for it in the long-term and remember me as I bet many girls don’t tell him that.

Love For Sale...

2009-05-22T09:09:00.000-07:00

Okay so maybe we are not talking about love but we are talking about kisses and Mr. Pattinson took in an amazing $20,000.00 per kiss on the cheek at the amfAR Cinema Against AIDS 2009 tail Party. What a lovely man to donate himself to such a worthy cause and what great participants to not only donate such a large amount of cashola but to buy kisses from Rob for the daughters/wives/girlfriends. The best part of the video, below, is Rob's statement ," It could turn into more" insert fangirly squee here!

Hey Rob.....
I am a student on financial aid and a part time photographer. I dont have $20,000.00 but I do have things money can't buy. insert porn music here
" brrm chicka chicka brrm brrm" wink wink
Besides, the Beatles had it right when they said Money can't buy me love- ya know and I am broke. I'm jus sayin'

Kudos to you, Rob, for subjecting yourself to the auction which clearly had you flustered and embarassed. It is nice to know that you are more than just eye candy - not that I needed that cleared up as I am a fan of much more than your boyish good loooks - ya know for the superficial fangirls which I am clearly not.

Sembler le bon rob !

2009-05-20T08:28:00.000-07:00

Yes, I busted out the french for this blog. According to the online translator I used that ^ up there ^ says " Looking good Rob!". So, all of the the Rob sites are overloading the internets, that's right I said "internets" and it was a reference to our former president w ,with a barrage of photos of Rob from Cannes. Let's face it ladies, the man is looking primo! OMR - I was drooling over the photos from photocall- and not just because they were of Rob but because of their location and the quality of the shots and the expressions they captured.

(people's exhibit A through C)

"Robbbuuuut- over here Rooobuuut"
that was my lame ass attempt at phonetically typing out an accent

The smolder sorry but this warrants a "squeeee"

ahh and the beautifully cheeky smurk

Anyway, there have been many interviews to speak of too. I found this one via my google alerts and also on the ROBsessed Pattinson blog and felt it was worth reposting. Read it below... and MAKE SURE you scroll down to read my commentary and my fictitious dialogue I hope to one day have with Rob. I happen to believe it is hilarious!

Robert Pattinson, who soared to global stardom in "Twilight" and has just committed to a screen adaptation of the fourth installment in Stephenie Meyer's best-selling series, is more than just a pretty face. The actor, who didn't go to acting school, talks to The Hollywood Reporter U.K. Bureau Chief Stuart Kemp in Cannes about how long it might take to fall in love, why he doesn't care who directs him as long as it's a good script and losing his car.
THR: Have you been to Cannes before?
Pattinson: I came here on holiday once when I was 12 but not since. I wouldn't appreciate it (here) as a holiday now.

THR: Let's talk about "Twilight." There are four books. Is the plan for you to do them all?
Pattinson: I have committed to the fourth one, "Breaking Dawn." But I don't know quite when Summit is going to shoot it because of my schedule.

THR: How is the script for "New Moon" different from the second book?Pattinson: It kind of plays relatively close to it. I would still describe it as being a sort of supporting role (to Bella's story). I think it would have been a bit cheesy if it had just stayed as a voiceover part as my character is a voice in her head in the second book. They've shot these hallucination bits of the film. You're playing a figment of Bella's imagination and I was trying to do it in a really 2-D kind of way. I hope it doesn't come out flat and boring (laughs).

THR: What's the schedule for "New Moon"?
Pattinson: We've got four days left on the shoot for this. I'm going to Italy for the remaining days of the shoot.

THR: And then?
Pattinson: Then I'm going straight into filming (the relationship drama) "Remember Me," then have just three days off before going back to finishing up the third instalment in the "Twilight" series, "Eclipse." After that I am doing a film "Unbound Captives." I can't say much about that but I know the script needs me to learn Comanche! Maybe it'll be like in "Dances With Wolves!" My part is entirely in Comanche, ha ha.

THR: You've been shooting sequences from the second and third in the "Twilight" franchise at the same time. Is that harder for an actor than doing separate films?
Pattinson: Not really. We will just shoot the Vancouver bits (for 'Eclipse`') and then "Moon" is out later this year.

THR: How did "Remember Me" come about?
Pattinson: I read the script last summer and then met with (director) Allen Coulter and really liked it. It's quite a simple story but there was something about the character and way he spoke that was very similar to the way I speak. There is a naturalism to the writing and I really felt a connection to it.

THR: What's the script about?
Pattinson: I read somewhere it was being described as the modern day "Love Story." It isn't anything like "Love Story." It ("Remember Me") is really hard to describe. It about a 23-year-old guy and knowing someone for six weeks. You don't just fall in love and say, I'm in love, after six weeks. It's really a relationship story. It's very natural and the characters are incredibly real and well scripted. It's one of the few scripts I've read where you finish and realize you didn't really want it to end. I have no qualms in saying that (writer) Jenny (Lumet) is a genius.

THR: How so?
Pattinson: I went up to her house one weekend and we all hung out there and just chatted about the script and asked me what I wanted from it. She worked on the draft and about a week later she delivered this script. She'd captured little bits of my voice and all the inflections and mannerisms I have. The character in the script is quite similar to me.

THR: Playing yourself?
Pattinson: You can only really play yourself in a role once every 15 years I think (laughs). And you can only do it if its a good script and captures you properly. It is very therapeutic actually.

THR: Where and when?
Pattinson: It is set in NYC and will shoot there for eight weeks.

THR: You sound like you enjoyed helping with the writing of "Remember Me." A frustrated writer?
Pattinson: No, it's great when someone else is doing the writing for you.

THR: How do you see your career to date?
Pattinson: I didn't go to acting school, I fell into it. I don't really have conventional taste, and I want to only do films that I feel will be beneficial to my life. What we've molded with "Remember Me" is a very exciting and subtle work. I don't really understand acting as acting. I'm definitely not one of those people who can just look scared when they're told to by a director.

THR: How do you select projects?
Pattinson: If there's a good script I don't care who the director is that is attached. I like the most random scripts and I am really close friends with my agent. She really gets me and knows my taste. Occasionally she'll say, "I've got this really awful script but maybe you should read it anyway," and I look at a page and agree with her. I barely ever like scripts actually. After I did "Twilight," I really wanted to work but just didn't see a script I liked. I ended up doing nothing for a whole year. It was frustrating.

THR: Did the huge global success of "Twilight" affect you as an actor?Pattinson: I prefer to do nothing than something stupid. I feel there's so much pressure because of this idea of career. It's a little worrying. It made so much money that now you get judged not by how good the film is but how much money the film your in is making. That's the scary thing now.

THR: Presumably there will is the hope that people who like you from "Twilight" will go and see "Remember Me"?
Pattinson: It's going to be helped by that. I just hope when people go and see it, they don't say, "Edward wouldn't do that." That's not going to be good!

THR: Do you still have a place in London?
Pattinson: I gave up my flat a year ago. I'm not really living anywhere at the moment because basically I am constantly working and on the road.

THR: Nothing to ground you?
Pattinson: I don't even remember where I left my car (in Los Angeles). It's probably been towed away by now. that's my only immovable possession and now I don't know where it is! (Laughs.) It was important to me because it was the first car I ever bought. Made me feel like a man, buying a car.

Okay, so now for my commentary.

How refreshing is it to hear Rob still speak as his self depricating self and to know that he takes his ability to act as a gift that is truly artistic in nature and unable to be directed in a sense of "act scared" - "ok". I cannot wait to see Remember Me as I am excited to see him play someone very close to his own persona. Afterall it is his own persona that I am so smitten with. I loved him as Art and adored him as the artist Dali but I feel this strange connection to this guy and know that he is destined for greatness or should I say he has already provided us with proof of his greatness.

Look, Im not trying to jerk anyone around or off for that matter so please understand that when I say "squee" it is for laughs as I am far from a screaming fangirl. Reality is that if I saw Rob out and about, there would be a moment of hyperventilating but I would probably say something like the following:

Me: Hey. Listen, I know you are Rob Pattinson and I am seriously making every attempt to not get all fangirly here as I claim to be the antithesis to such in my rambling blog.
Rob: Bloody Hell, what are you saying crazy girl?
Me: I am a big fan of yours... sure I am a twilight fan but I adored you Bad Mothers Handbook as well as in How To Be. My favorite role, to be honest, has been Little Ashes. Can you look at Me all crazy like Dali, please?
Rob: umm, sure- ok. Anything else I can do for you?
Me: Can you say " this room is so petrucent except for the bear.. Roar"?
Rob: Holy shit, you weren't kidding you did love that movie huh?
Me: Yes, and I thought it was better than asking you to say "Carlisle" in your growly voice.
Rob: Yes,much better.
Me: I know you get stalked all the time and all that BUT I wanted to take the time to chat you up like a regular guy. I know you had the stalker to dinner in Spain and that was before you were on every girls bedroom wall.. but here's my card with my numbers and email. If you ever wanna chat about music, art, books.. or absolutely nothing, with a nobody like me, just hit me up.
Rob: Sure thing. Umm.. did you want a picture with me or an autograph?
Me: Only if it is not a bother. ( grabs poster of Art and Little Ashes stuff from backpack) heh. I was prepared to run into you. Though Not because I was stalking you, ofcourse.
Rob: Ofcourse.
Me: oh yeah, please say the following words to Kellan the next time you see him " leg up action"
Rob: Oh shit.. that is you? You are the twimom from Florida. ::chuckles::
Me: That's me, take care of yourself Rob.
Rob: You too.

Okay.. so now you all have seen into my confused and hopeful mind. I am being real. Just ask Kellan, as I was far from fangirl on his ass.

Kellan!! Tell Rob to email me. I will totally keep it on the DL cuz that is how I roll.

Ok.. this is the Robsessed Chick signing out for now. I have a room to organize, a wedding to edit, and papers to write for school.

Robert Dali? Salvador Pattinson? Hell Yes!

2009-05-16T12:45:00.000-07:00

I am here to tell you that I had the pleasure of watching the Tampa premier of Little Ashes last night at the Tampa Theater. I am a big fan of Salvador Dali, have been since middle school, and was in great anticipation of this films release. Having my dear Rob play the role of this famed artist did add to my "fanticipation" as well.

I was not let down!

Rob owned this role! I have read many interviews where he stated his being uncomfortable with the gay scenes BUT I honestly didn't see it. I will also give props to Javier Beltran for his role as Lorca. I understand that this was the role that Rob had intially gone for but felt that Rob was definitely better suited to play the ingenius and bizzare Dali. I enjoyed his bizzare facial expressions and the hilarious dialogue that took place such as, " the weavels are great for your complexion... I need an enema!" or even better " this hotel is so putresant(sp) except for the bear, he is reality.. roar!" Aside from the hilarity of the character played, Rob brought his beauty to the screen. I can honestly say, "Forget Edward gimme some Dali!"

I will definitely attempt to see this movie again before it leaves Tampa theater and I am already making sure one of my dvd players can handle european dvds so I can purchase both this movie and How To Be promptly as they are made available. I cannot wait to see the other characters Mr. Pattinson brings to life. Bless Twilight for bringing Rob to the front and center, where he belongs, and bless Rob for being the artist he is and making films which are far more than iconic in pop culture but iconic in message and substance.

I am a fan for life!
That Robsessed Chick

Are You Reading This.. Kellan, Edi, Peter, Jackson, or Rob?

2009-05-15T07:49:00.000-07:00

I recently was part of a gift giving at EyeCon where I left my blog address in the cards to each of the cast. Additionally, Kellan was aware that he had made my blog from the last convention so I was sure to personally give him my blog address on the backside of my business card.

Well, pardon me for getting all fangirly here BUT I got a notification that I got a hit from Vancouver on May 13th. So.... I was wondering if maybe one of the fellas hit up the site or maybe even showed it to Rob. I didn't expect anyone to leave a comment though you can do so anonymously - hint hint. If someone from the cast does hit the site up, by all means feel free to comment and I will read and choose to not publish it. It can be our little secret.

*As if I think any of my readers would stoop so low.. I need to make sure to add that I would really be pissed if someone commented all fake me out and shit and acted like one of the stars. it would be very immature and down right shitty. im just sayin'*

Until I know for sure, I will be real and think maybe it was a random hit from the very spot you were filming. It would be cool, though, to know that maybe Rob read some of my blogs and realizes that we aren't all psycho.

The Pros and Cons of "the Con"

2009-05-15T07:03:00.000-07:00

**added videos of the gift giving to the stars, courtesy of Kim (a fellow twi-mom) **

I am finally feeling well enough to report back to you, my followers, about my time at EyeCon.

I would like to begin by saying, I have only been to two Cons. The first, Acciocon, was smaller than Eyecon overall. Alley, the director, did have some rules and criteria for demeanor/behavior but overall I felt like I got some great face time with the stars during our photo ops and autographs. This was not the case with EyeCon. Though the site says they offer the most time with the stars, I was left feeling empty after being rounded up and rushed through my very impersonal photo ops. I felt kinda like cattle

I was looking forward to some great poses but had little time to do more than look and smile which ended up in my not knowing my head needed to be brought up a bit to avoid the double chin action. this really erks me as a photographer as the shots were chest up and only one shot was fired tisk tisk tisk Needless to say, I got no leg up action from Jackson though I must say he is much smaller in stature than I realized and my leg may have made him topple over. he is freaking adorable though. Peter is a happily married man and I respect that.. so there would have been no attempts at leg up action with him regardless.

Here are the two shots I paid out the butt for...

Aside from the rushed photo ops and equally rushed autographs, I had a blast. Brandi, the stars handler, and Manny, part of the con staff, were nice enough to let my whole crew enter the photo op area to give the stars their gifts. Jackson received guitar picks, Peter a pocket watch, and Kellan got a great mock up of an Entertainment Weekly magazine with his celebrity crush on it. He was hot on the collar when he saw the small boxes given to his castmates as he thought they got dog tags like his from the last con. It was actually endearing to think he wanted to know he was special and we did not gift everyone with the same items.

Here are the videos of the gift giving

The 100 monkeys concert was incredible! I was slightly "spirited" and jovial to be sharing this experience with my girls. We left the concert and headed to Ruby Tuesdays for an after party where they played some great covers of Slick Rick and some other ghettofabulousness such as Stanky Leg! LOL. I started to feel the ills of my subway food poisoning and had to cut it short landing my ass in bed by about 1:30. The rest of the weekend and most of this week have been spent in bed.. never again subway! never again!

In Closing, I am glad to have the opporunities these cons award me. However, it is my belief that the fans should get what they pay for. I don't believe that my photo op warranted the 60.00 fee associated with it nor did my autograph the 25.00 fee associated with it. This was evident when overhearing the stars themselves tell the staff to provide more security so they can give the fans the facetime they deserve and paid for. I understand that nothing is perfect... such is life. I am only speaking as a fan and a photographer about what I believe to be the shortcomings of these events. Incidentally, if a promoter reads this and wants to ask me what I would have done differet, feel free to email me. Also, I am available for photography :0) I am sure I will be at more of these events in the future. I have all my cullen men, minus Rob, in pictures so from here on out I will do autographs and general gatherings. I love the stars and the stories but my finances are better spent on my family and our future.

Mad love to all my fellow Con-goers!

That Robsessed Chick

Happy Rob Day!

2009-05-13T15:54:00.001-07:00

So, I wanted to make sure I did post something today as it is the blessed day that we were given our dearest Rob just 23 years ago. But, I have just been slapped in the face by my (in)significant other for typing the previous sentence. It was a love tap, really.

Did I mention that I am still suffering from food poisoning and a viral infection I contracted at the EyeCon??

I would like to celebrate Rob's birthday with two open letters (as I dont like to bite the ingenius letter writing that makes LettersToRob what it is)

Letter number 1

Dearest Rob,
I truly hope that you are taking this day to relax with friends and look back on the last year of your life as what it truly is.. one crazy ass fucking ride! All joking aside,I know that it is hard to look at things and see only the good when most of your days are spent dodging papparazi and half crazed psycho bitches screaming your name and tatooing your siggy on their wrists. Seriously, what the HELL was she thinking? I would like you to think about us non crazy bitches with tongue-in cheek blogs that like to write about being smitten with you and our crazy run ins with your castmates at various conventions. Ya know, they can vouch for me and my crew. We are nice, non psychos, and we give great gifts too! Just ask Peter and Jackson about their recent run in with the Central Florida TwiMoms. Ask Kellan to show you his dogtags!

No, Im not trying to buy your affections or your friends. We just want to give you back a little something for afffecting us in the way you have. Reality is that I would not have known who you were if it wasn't for Twilight - this I can admit. However, truth is that you are the biggest reason I own the movie. Let's be real... its nothing compared to the book! I am thankful for the Twilight Saga for introducing me to Rob Pattinson, the current day renaissance man, as you are a true talent on the screen and on the mic. It truly is refreshing to hear you in interviews and see you stick to your non-conformist persona. However, I would be lying if I said that I don't hope to someday meet you. As a matter of fact, I plan on making it happen BUT dont worry I have decided that yours is one siggy I don't have to have in my book as I'd rather have it on my How To Be Soundtrack for you will forever be my Art!

Anyway...

What I do hope for you, is continued success, many more movie roles, and whatever opportunities you wish for your music.

So have a Happy FUCKING Birthday Man.. You deserve it!

much love,
That Robsessed Chick

Letter 2

Psycho Bitches that chase Rob,
I would like to appeal to you on a level you would understand so please imagine that I am chasing you screaming with a Twilight book waving in one arm and a sharpie marker in the other as you read this. Hey Bitches, do us all a favor and leaver Rob the hell alone! I may be a stay at home mom and a full time student but I will find a way to make it to Rob's next gig and monitor your psycho asses if I have to! Can't a man have a life? I mean come the hell on! I know that having a life of unfulfillment is what fuels your insanity and I am sure that somewhere deep inside you think that any face time is good time that may lead to a wild romance with the man of your dreams - Edward.

Well, I am here to bring you to reality.

A - Rob is NOT Edward.
B - You probably dont have a chance in hell with Rob. Please, understand that I am not bashing your looks or intellect but merely your methods of foreplay as last time I checked men didnt like women screaming in their faces but screaming in their beds.
C - You are scaring him. This may result in the non desired result of him going into hiding. This result would royally piss me off and well you really don't want to do that. im just sayin

I could go on, and on, and on BUT I am nursing a stomach bug right now and even thinking about your behavior makes me want to hit the bathroom. So please, think about what you are doing. Rob is a great guy- yes. Rob is talented - yes. Rob is beautiful - yes. But Rob is a human being that deserves the same rights as we do and is worthy of some respect and privacy so how about you give him THAT for his birthday and not your tatas for signing. As a matter of fact, the next time you see him out just wave and say Hi and then walk the other way. That outta get him thinking.

Signed,
Non-Psycho Fan

I am gonna crawl back in bed with some chicken soup and crackers.

There is a great video by Cilla over at Gozde's ROBsessed site.. check it out
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/05/happy-birthday-rob.html

Reality is that the Robsessed Chick is under the weather!!

2009-05-11T16:34:00.000-07:00

I plan on posting my happenings at the Con tomorrow as I got slightly inebriated and then ended up with either food poisoning from my earlier lunch or with a stomach flu that has laid me out since early sunday morning.

I did give Kellan the blog address again and hope he will stop by to see my entries about him and the other guys we had the pleasure of meeting this weekend.

I will also be addressing this insanity that is engulfing poor Robs life.

LEAVE ROB ALONE YOU CRAZY STALKER BITCHES!! If I didnt have a son, school, photography,and a husband in that order of importance, sorry hubby I would be working under cover to trip these sad excuses for women who are invading his privacy, his space, his life, and the like. YOU are ruining it for us non psychos that use blogs and italics to share our tongue in cheek or wherever you wish to talk about our smittance with Rob and the other fine men that make the bulk of the movie that brought our books to life.

I know I said that reality was that I was not feeling well.. but reality is actually that I HAVE NEVER and WILL NEVER be disrespectful to any of these men in public or private. I use my blog to be silly and say things that come to me at the moment or in a dream fantasies - im kiddin' BUT I would never be so crude to bring some of my nasty inner dialogue and drop at these men's feet or front doors. If I can shout it out, bring it on front street, holla right quick, if you can pick up what I am dropping for a hot minute, or any other wanna be urban slang you want to insert here. It is my belief that in order to make these talented individuals want to stay in the public eye and share small insights into themselves whilest they share their talent with us on the big/small screen we need to have a level of respect for them and ourselves. So please please pleaaaaaaaaase ladies.. put a sock in it, get some from your husbands or other significant others, take a long shower with a long reaching massaging shower head - do whatever you need to do to allow these men the space they need to continue to live their own lives.

Ok... I need to rest.

Ill be back tomorrow with a run down and some pics.

Peace out!

It's been a long time I shouldn't left you ...

2009-05-06T08:24:00.001-07:00

without a dope beat to step to. yes I am throwing old skool songs out in my blog title.

I don't have anything exciting to say, sorry, as I have been busy with school work, shooting weddings, and the like. I will, however, state that I am very excited about my upcoming weekend festivities. I plan on having a ton of fun at EyeCon in Orlando. Sadly, there will be no Rob BUT I will have Kellan, Jackson, and Edi to gawk at and dream of minor fan indiscretions. I can dream can't I? Especially about Edi- yummmmmm.

Peter will also be in attendance but let's face it he married Kelly from 90210. Noone competes with the girl that had all the 90210 men apart from David Silver. As a matter of fact, to step aside from my sexually frustrated banter, I have a lot of respect for Peter and Jennie. You always see them with their children. You can tell they are devoted to their children and eachother. They are a great "goto" couple if you are interested in knowing how to make things work, especially within the mayhem that is Hollywood. Perhaps I will tell him that when I am respectfully keeping my drool to a minimum during out photo op. a photo with Peter.. squeeeeeee .. ahh inner girl moment!

I hope to chat up Kellan again. See if he ever read my blog about our encounter.

mmm.. how about some of THIS action!!

So stay tuned for me to report back about my EyeCon debauchery as you know there will be much to report. I will also be Unicorn hunting and will bring back some great unicorn interviews.

Until then.. peace out.. im audi5000 Yes, more old skool references

Can Someone get this Chick a Clue?

2009-04-27T09:21:00.000-07:00

So I was looking at my Kellan video again yes I do that often as I am smitten with his recognition of our leg up action and it was brought to my attention that some girl well she says she 18 so shes a young adult stole my video of Kellan and cut it into two smaller videos by filming it playing on her monitor. Wait wait.. it gets better! Then this little lost and lonely soul even puts an annotation that says " need to get a better camera because this one sucks"

Heres the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Db6SVfkv3w&feature=channel_page

Ha! Okay!!

How about you get a life little girl and not post other peoples videos with titles like, " Kellan saying hi to me when I got to Vancouver!" Too bad that video is from a subpar Holiday Inn bar. May I also point out how sad it is that you lie about going somehwere you did not and meeting someone you did not. Don't try and steal my thunder baby. I waited in long ass lines to get my pics and autographs and settled my day with the five various shots it took for me to even talk to the adonis that is Kellan Lutz, ya dig?

Additionally, I dont believe Kellan would find it funny that you pass gas when you laugh. as noted with her other video of him talking about my leg up action As I was laughing alot when filming.. would you not have stunk his ass outta "Vancouver"? The only thing that stinks is your bogarting ass stealing vids and posting pipe dreams along with them. I strongly suggest you take the vids down and try to find something more productive to do with your time. Perhaps you can take your creativity and find a way to get to Vancouver so you can really meet Kellan. Take up a collection online.. or you can use that money to seek psychiatric help and new friends as I am sure the ones you have will laugh at you while they walk away from your imaginary stories.

Thank you for your time!

* She has taken the vids down... I hope she gets some help with her delusions. just sayin'

A message from John the Unicorn!!

2009-04-27T08:50:00.000-07:00

What a freaking treat!! I signed on today, as its been too long since I have posted, and found a comment from John the Unicorn and his girly! YAY!!

They wrote...

Hey! This is John & Steph. Just wanted to say "hi." We love the video & we are totally smitten with you too.John's life has not been the same since your encounter. Everywhere he goes, he hear's women chanting "Unicorn! Unicorn!" Steph frequently has to beat the women off of him. It's become a bit tiresome, but as you stated - John never gets bored with the attention.Thanks again & we hope to see you at Eyecon!

Squee!

I cannot wait for Eyecon and YES I will be there with my trusty video camera and we will be interviewing John again! I cannot wait for the Con and will have my loaf of bread with me to help with the bar time I will be having. Actually... John/Steph email me so I can get your numbers and call you to tell you where our room is as that will be where the party is!

Love you guys!

Kudos to Rob for Keepin it Real!

2009-04-23T05:45:00.000-07:00

Like any other good Robaholic I like to vary my news sources. translation = this crazy bitch has google alerts and various blog alerts on blogger and on myspace. Well, I recently ran across a rehash of a funny Vancouver fan encounter. ( I found it at Twilight Fixation on Myspace, link below)

Funny Rob Fan Encounter
LOL OF THE NIGHT: one of the daughters of the ladies fromTennessee asked rob if he can hold her like he held bella in the movieposter.. in which he responded with a “F*** NO”. my friends and I weredying..

This bit of info is a great follow up to my previous two Kellan encounter blogs and is a great display of the stark comparisons between these two men whom are the same age but clearly handle their fame and good looks differently.

What does this all mean? probably nothing as I am not holding my breath with regards to meeting my Johnny Sex Hair in this life time I guess its a good thing that I am now in "the know" about what Rob will and wont do and I wont be asking him for any "leg up action"- No Kellan baby I will be saving that for you. (see ya at Eyecon)

Oh yeah, Rob....I wont try and use and abuse you like those other fangirls.. remember, I love you for your talent, your mind, and lastly those gorgeous smoldering take me to bed NOW eyes and that beautiful smile. Wait! Those fingers too... mmmm those fingers..you can play me the piano for me anytime!

Source Link : http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=340834132&blogId=484812530

Rob Avoiding the "Addictive" Internet

2009-04-17T09:11:00.001-07:00

This story has been circulating for that last two days and I was looking for a reason to blog as if I ever need a reason to blabber
incessantly

"ROBERT PATTINSON has to force himself to stay away from his computer - because he can waste hours reading about himself once he logs online.The Twilight star admits he surfs the web while bored - and can get carried away looking at pages about his films. He tells Film.com, "(The internet) feeds the worst part of your soul. When you have nothing to do and you go on, when you're too tired to read a book. "I'll read the news, you go on to the New York Times, you get bored and go on IMDb (Internet Movie Database website). Then you realise how pathetic you are. I have to delete my history (of visited websites). "It is kind of addictive, but at the same time pathetic."
I can only imagine what it must be like
for Rob to sit back and search the net for information about himself. How many sites are there now that offer information about him? Some that I read, Rpattz - Letters to Rob - RobsessedPattinson - Spunk Ranso, and there are atleast 2183094858 more. I feel for ya Rob, I really do.
However, put yourself in our knickers for a minute oh yeah get in my knickers sex hair and realize that our robaholic asses are reading all of the sites religiously. Some of us have google alerts to let us know when new information about your arises. I can honestly say that I have lost several hours within one day just sitting my ass non existent ass infront of my monitor and watched endless montages of your face to songs like sex on fire, i dont like your girlfriend, and other random songs. I can not tell you how many different days I have spent googling things such as; Rob Pattinson girlfriend, does robert pattinson have a girlfriend, rob pattinson and nikki reed, and the like. Wait ... you are sounding psycho- no Im not..shooosh voice in my head, I am just being ballsy enough to admit what many other twihards wont. What is that? that you suck and have no life and lust a brit? Yes, I lust a brit
Sorry, that inner dialogue gets going and I deem it best to share oddly enough.
Anyway, Rob, keep reading.. I hope you find your way to my page and see that some of us robsessors have a sense of humor and apparent need for psychiatric assistance. No really, I am not crazy. unless that turns you on.. then I am one crazy ass bitch! Enjoy the net Rob! Stop reading about yourself and find some other great sites like FuckMyLife to read, or Ihasacheezburger. Don't worry doll, you are still fantabulous and famous.. you can start googling in worry when teenyboppers stop chasing you around town and squeeeeing so loud you can think. Until then you are the tops darling!

Umm.. Really Kellan? Edited

2009-04-16T05:50:00.000-07:00

* I initially wrote this blog feeling a little more sarcastic and crass and then while showering Yes Mr. Lutz I thought of you while showering (Rob was there too) I decided that posting the video on my blog was in poor taste and that I was being too sarcastic and crass to a man that showed me and my fellow twihard moms eh hemm Cougars an immense amount of love at our recent convention. Honestly, folks.. he was top notch as was Gil. So... I have edited the blog a little to take it down a notch. - robsessed chick

I am not one to knock another person for whom they choose to date as that is not my style. I acutally thought ALM was pretty hot on NipTuck (my all time fav show) However, a recent video was leaked on TMZ of Kellan singing and playing tonsil hockey with a certain woman, Annalynne McCord, whom he has said he is NOT dating. I am certain this video has left many Kellan fangirls, whom I call Kellinistas, in a depressed slump to find out he is indeed taken. Did I mention he reiterated he was single various different times at the convention I met him at.

Here is a link to the story about the video and stills from the video
http://www.twifans.com/profiles/blogs/update-2-omg-kissy-kissy-with

I had the video posted as well but decided that it was in poor taste to do so as I truly felt as if I was invading his privacy by seeing it and did not feel the need to put it out there like TMZ did. The link is still up there incase anyone wants to take the extra step to go look at it BUT I will not post the video on my page. I am skanky for doing it in the first place!

(side note: I wonder who leaked the video? Kellan, man, my hombre.. you need to check your innercircle and your girl.. cuz leaking such a video is NOT COOL!)

I know, I know. He is supposed to tell us that he is single. I did mention that I was married and was facing divorce thanks to our "leg up action photos" (see Lustin a Lutz blog for more insight on that) and he replied, "that is good being as though I am single" Do I think he really meant it? Nah. Honestly, I am a 34 yr old mom and no where near being as hot as most of the ass that is thrown at him. Actually, If I am being honest. I have no ass! There, I said it. I am a Greek/Italian chick with no ass and the inability to cook. Blasphemy, I know!

With all my shortcomings aside and my knowledge of the need for actors to present a single front, I will say I am a little let down by Kellan telling me a falsehood such as his being single at a time of my inebriation. He knows I love me some Rob. I told him about this blog where I jabber incessantly about wanting a taste of some Rob. In truth, my robsession will land me in divorce court and that does NOT bother me a bit (truth be told) I am sure Rob has no desire to be a homewrecker. it is ok Johnny Sex Hair, what happens with Rob stays with Rob. I am sure this 34 year old non cooking and non ass having mom can rock your world in ways NReed and KStew couldn't imagine

Anyway... Kellan, if you are reading this... I still have love for ya BUT remember that the TwiMoms don't need ya to flirt to be your fans. umm.. wait.. we TwiMoms love your flirting! Im thinking we need more to make up for this horrid video which scarred some of us forever. I aint mad at ya.. I remember my 90's quotes better than you I am sure.. as I trump you by 10 years of age. In the end, its all about not hating the player but just hating the game. I will continue to have fond memories of our "leg up action" and a new found deep rooted anger for whomever invaded your privacy and trust enough to allow the world to witness your serenading kitten sounds to be seen online. I am still a fan of the Kellan but my car is destined for the road to Robsession. God willing I will meet him someday!!
(don't forget to have your buddy Rob read my page!)

In the end, I still like ya man.. but my heart amongst various other parts of my anatomy less the nonexistant ass belongs to Rob.

Meet John, He's a Unicorn

2009-04-15T18:50:00.000-07:00

First, I want to touch on the topic of the term "unicorn" since it is something I am questioned about often.

What is a unicorn?
I am glad you asked

I got the term from the godesses over at Letters to Rob.(props to my girls over there!)

Anyway, A Unicorn is a guy that appreciates or has read The Twilight Series.

I have made it my mission to show lovin to all unicorns I come in contact with.. sorta like the Unicorn Welcoming Committee as I have also deemed it my mission to locate Unicorns at any Twilight related function I attend or even at the mall with their twihard girlfriends.

Anyway.. without further adiou.. This is John. He was a great sport as I stalked him most of my weekend at Acciocon. He was willing to be interviewed, probed with questions, urged to give shouts to my blog, and the like.

Face it John, You loved the attention!! (didn't ya)
I would like to add that he has a wonderful girlfriend named Steph with whom I was very smitten with. She rocked! Hey Steph.. watch out.. lots of the twimom cougars were peeping your boy! Let's face it, John is a stud!

Here's some footage of my run ins with John! (there was some inebriation over the weekend)

I have said once, and I will say it again! Me likey the Unicorns and the Unicorns likey the Robsessed Chick!

Lustin' A Lutz (My weekend with Kellan)

2009-04-10T12:32:00.000-07:00

This is a long post.. so please read it through :0)

Let me begin by appologizing for slacking on my blog duties. I had a crazy weekend, at a Twi Convention, and a busy week with school. I will go on record as putting everyone on notice from this day forward, due to the nature of my blogging, I will refer to myself as simply "that Robsessed Chick".

Why- you ask?

I am currently involved in a program that will place me in a position which holds societal clout and pressures. Working in the school system and with children places me in a category which requires me to hold myself to a "higher moral standard" atleast that is what they told me at my ethics seminar It is for this reason, solely, that I will not post pictures which show my face without first making myself unrecognizable, such as a smiley with a fro, for fear that such information such as my being involved in smutty chatter about Rob would seriously hinder my future placements and possibly end up with my being removed from my program. Ok? So please do not reply to me via comments using my name :0)

Enough about me.. Let's talk about Kellan Lutz!
So I spent last weekend in Orlando, with my fellow TwiMoms, at the Acciocon Convention. Originally billed with more guests, whom dropped out due to filming issues, we were left with a cozy star presence of Kellan and Gil. Let me be clear, I am truly robsessed. Afterall, I created this blog to host my inane blubbering about the sexy bloke! However, this weekend was an eye opener for me.

First, I was able to cop an extra photo op off a friend since I had not been able to buy one when I first decided to attend the function. I figured that I would walk in, stand next to Kellan, say hi, and get a cheesy picture. Well that is NOT what happened- at all. My first picture was a full on embrace yummmmy although I did share my heartwarming news of my son's recent 5 year birthday and that being my first time away from him. Clearly, I welcomed the embrace. So much so, that I said, " ahhh mmmm soo much better than Rob."

Yes, I said that.. I don't know what I was thinking BUT I said that.To which Kellan replied with, " ahh hahahaha I am so telling Rob!!." Open mouth, insert foot. I did recover by telling him about my devotion to Rob and about this blog. That was my FIRST photo op with Kellan....

I know what you are thinking.

"Did she just say FIRST?? Would that mean she went back for another?"
Yes, folks I did.

You would have to be completely insane,off your rocker, completely through menopause, or like women instead of men ( even then I am not so sure) to have not felt some kinda warm sensation ( Yes I went there) when in Kellan's clutches! So I did, indeed, go back for seconds and I was not let down. Kellan and I chatted again, he asked me about where my son had his bday party so sweet, and we put our heads together to come up with a candid pose. ( I know.. thought means it was not candid- whatever)
Kellan's idea? To give me his leg!
My idea? To give him my leg ofcourse.
This was dubbed then and shall forever more be known as "leg up action".

As if this was not enough excitement for my day, I ran back into Mr. Lutz at the bar. I did get him on video as I urged him to relive my "leg up action" and begged him to check my blog for my rambling about him. ( are you reading this Kellan!?)

He also posed for a pic with me (my alter ego the smiley with the fro)

So reality is.. I found myself referring to myself does that make sense as a Kellan Convert. I truly found myself becoming more and more smitten with Kellan as the weekend went on.

Truth is, He is adorable! He has a great personality to match those beautiful dimples and gorgeous eyes. He is extremely approachable and very sure of his existence, so to say that he doesn't shy away from the attention, and eggs the women on, asking for us to say what we have on our minds but may be too tongue tied or star struck to say. This may have to do with his being popular in school and leading a life of playing sports OR being open and outgoing in high school and college- I really don't know BUT I liked it ALOT!
I truly did, as the title says, "lust a Lutz" this past weekend and I look forward to running into him again at Eye Con in May.

With all of this lustin of the Lutz aside.. I still hold a warm spot in my ummmm nasty girl don't even say it heart for dear Rob. He is truly more my type with the tortured artist presence But reality is that Kellan was more available and attainable from a fan meeting a star perspective and he really made me feel like he cared that I adored him as Emmet and he was very thankful for the love, gifts, and attention that each of us Twilight Moms showered him with. I will hold on to hope that I will one day meet my Rob- not so I can throw a leg up on him- to sit and chat about music, literature, british comedy, and the like. Ofcourse he could grab my leg, hump me leg, or whatever else his beautiful self depricating heart wished to do with me as well.

Kellan- If you are reading this, tell your Bro thanks for getting your arse on the computer. Thanks for showing us all a great time at Acciocon and thanks for being real and being you! ( also, tell Rob to check out my blog) The husband wasn't phased by the leg up pics, as I told you in the bar, since it was you and not Rob - so no luck on the divorce just yet. (wink wink) See you in May!

The rest of you stay tuned for some funny Unicorn stalking videos I got from the Con and my regular smutty babbling Rob Blogs!

Back from AccioCon Convention!!

2009-04-06T08:17:00.000-07:00

I just returned from my first Twilight Convention.. whilest I know this is NOT Rob related- as he was not there- I deem it to be important enough to mention.

Stay tuned for a break from the regularly scheduled Robsessed blogs as I had the pleasure of a "Kellan Encounter" at said convention and ... well, honestly, this weekend I was a true Kellan convert.

I plan to delve into the who's, why's, and how's but I am still feeling sore and tired ( I will explain all of that also)

If, by chance, Kellan happens upon my blog -

Kellan.. your homage is coming baby. You are a doll!!

Sorry Rob

Heather

Who You Calling a Twit?

2009-03-29T17:50:00.001-07:00

Apparently, the world of Twitter is catching on- so much that it was a topic of conversation on CBS Sunday Morning.

Heres the video.
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4901026n

Anyway.. We were likened to voyeurs. I am ok with that.

I am on Twitter, as IamRobsessed shocking I know, and I am having a blast following many fakers out there such as fakertomstu and fakerrpattz- the banter between them is priceless so much so that I am getting into it and replying often. I am also keeping up with the goddesses over at Letters To Rob/Twilight and RobsessedPattinson to get my true Rob news as well.

Feel free to add me.. and I suggest you check out Tom and RPatz.. Hell you can even add his dog Patty or his sister (faker ofcourse) It adds comedic value to my day.

Oh yeah, Nancy Giles- I got your twit right here.. ya twat :0) Nah Im kidding.. I have got mad love for Nancy as she is cool peoples. yes more of my ghetto lingo of the 90's is rearing it's ugly head

Rob Squashes Rumors

2009-03-29T17:44:00.000-07:00

So, thanks to a recent moviefone interview we are now in know about a few things...

1. Rob did NOT get hurt on the set of New Moon by an alleged flying street sign.
2. Rob does indeed have good hygiene and the rumors about him bein stanky are indeed false.
3. I will not renig on the offer of making other sweet scents with Rob as discussed in the previos blog NOR will I refrain from restating my all time favorite quote about such future events.
(i.e close the door you are letting the stank out")
4. Additionally, I would like to add that Rob does make me feel a little like a female Quagmire so the beloved "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity" will remain my current expression whilest thoughts of a hot time with said Mr. Pattinson enter my mind.

Here is the link to that moviefone article.

Unicorns Love Me (well my blog)

2009-03-26T12:04:00.000-07:00

Whilest attending the local midnight release party at the local Hot Topic, I ran into a Unicorn that was also a fan of the blog. Anyway.. I think this will give way to a new label for me- Unicorn Lovin'

Anyway.. here's some Unicorn Lovin' for ya!

Staying Under the Radar - But Trackable

2009-03-26T06:02:00.000-07:00

So there have been some stories coming out about Rob as of late and I would like to delve into two of them as they seem to be from different sides of the same coin ( the Rob coin)

On one account we hear about what a wonderful lad Rob is to have skipped the Twilight hoopla over the past weekend and to show some support to his friend Sam Bradley. Apparently, Rob decided to wait in the wings and watch his friends recent concert so as to keep the attention on the proper person, Sam, and off of himself.

Here is a snipit of that story

"While hordes of Twilight stars were jetting around the United States to mark the release of the DVD this weekend, head vampire Robert Pattinson was making a low-key appearance at a friend's music gig.
Pattinson tried to stay out of sight at pal Sam Bradley's Vancouver concert on Friday night to avoid Twilight-mania from overwhelming the intimate setting, a source tells Celebuzz.
"He wanted to be as low-key as possible," the source tells Celebuzz. "If he had really been out there, it would have caused a frenzy."
"He stayed with Sam backstage before the show and watched the concert from the wings."
The event was the hot ticket in Vancouver, with scores of fans vying for 180 spots at the Grandview Legion in downtown Vancouver. The concert even earned a breathy piece in the Vancouver Sun about the difficulties in buying tickets. Disappointed fans had to be turned away, as there was simply no room in the low-key setting.
Pattinson did not even come out to sing the song he co-wrote with Bradley called "Never Think," which was performed by Pattinson on the Twilight soundtrack."

Can I just say that this is the Rob I long to know and already love. He is so selfless and realistically over the attention he is receiving that he was sure to find a way to show support for his a friend in a way that kept the attention where it needed to be. We hear so many accounts of Rob being a true old sould and Hollywood having no effect on him and I believe that this will be the first in a long line of behaviors Rob will display that will back up these statements. Kudos to you Rob!

That was the laying low, NOW on to the trackable.

It would seem that rumors are flying about Rob's hygiene- again. I am here to say, " Leave him the hell alone!" It is my stance that there is a lack of Rob news so some asshole reporter decided to start an old rumor again. None the less, here is a snipit of this story -

"Robert Pattinson Uses Skunk Defense
VANCOUNVER, British Columbia, Mar. 25 (TOTI) --Robert Pattinson is filming New Moon, the highly anticipated Twilight sequel in Vancouver, and a report concerning his hygiene is making the rounds."He stinks. I mean, it's awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy," a set source told E! Online. The alleged B.O. is not something mild, either. Apparently the smell emanating from the man famed for playing Edward Cullen is something otherworldly."He completely reeks," said another insider.Whether this report is true, or merely the ruminations of a bored reporter on a slow news day remains to be seen. But Pattinson has been under so much pressure lately perhaps he's just giving off a foul odor as a defense mechanism, just like the skunk does in nature.This way he can find a woman who truly loves him. The one that's willing to put on nose plugs and get with him might be his true love after all. "

Coming from one that proudly refers to herself as Robsessed," WHO THE HELL CARES WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE!!" I would like to think that anyone that has gotten close enough to him to smell him would be a friend moreso than a foe.. so who the hell is betraying that friend status by talking smack? This Robsessor would like their address or better yet a telephone numbers so I can tell them to " Put a sock in it! Maybe even one of Rob's since he smells so bad!"

Anywho.. Too many fans that have met him have done so without a clothespin on their nose so I woud suffice to say that this is RUBBISH with no merit and proof of the medias disdain for all things good and a need to start drama. I am cool with whatever Johnny Sexhair smells like.. reality is that the activity that most of us are interested in taking part in with him is one that produces a smell of its own.

Ewwwwwwwwww Did I just say that?

Yes... oh yes I did and we ALL know what activity and what sweet smell I am speaking off. In the wise words of not only Quagmire but also Cleveland, " Close the door- You're letting the stink out!"

Giggity giggity- Giggity!

On the DL

2009-03-20T05:45:00.000-07:00

You may have noticed that I have been quiet for some days now. I have been keeping it on the DL. (me and my 90's vocab) Most of the recent Rob news has been that of the Twilight variety such as..

Rob was a guest at the Wal-Mart corp to help kick off the Twilight merchandise line now being sold there. Can I just say that if there was ever a time I wish I had a blue smock and a smiley face pin on my bossom it was then!! I mean, come on, meeting Rob at a morning meeting...HOLY CROW!! ( Though I would wish I wasn't wearing said smock.. perhaps that could have been my line. " Hey hot strapping Brit Boy, we know how ridiculous I look in this smock.. wait, look at my backside- er I mean the backside of smock. How can I help YOU?") Ya think he would have laughed at me?? Maybe read my back and then looked at my backside and proceeded to propose my showing him the backroom? Ahh a girl can
dream!

Aside from that news, there was the supposed sighting of Rob declaring his sex life to be dull then leaving a bar with a brunette. HA! Rob is the proverbial King of Assland! What do I mean? Not to be vulgar.. but to reiterate the male verbage I hear all the time. "He is getting ass thrown at him left and right." I think he could easily have "relations" with a different girl everyday from now til atleast 2012. The man is an accidental playboy whether he realizes it or not. Clearly, I think the article is crap! I believe in the persona of the self depricating Rob we all know and love. Unless he has us all fooled and he is really a narcissistic stud playing the female populis so he can get us all in bed?

NAH!

I have an immense workload to get to.. and the midnight release party tonight. I'll be back with more Rob banter later.

Bib Worthy Spread in GQ!

2009-03-13T05:48:00.000-07:00

Sweet Infant Baby Jesus!!

MmMm, Looking good Rob!

I adore Rob in this kinds of shot as I think he has this timeless appeal. Smoking or not.. this guy is HOT!

Drooling yet???

Hellooooo Mr. Pattinson!! I had the pleasure of immersing myself into the GQ site recently and reading their impending April issue which has a nice spread of the Pattinson brand and an equally impressive interview.

Heres an excerpt

"He tries not to go out if he can avoid it. Stays home, watches movies, microwaves. Mostly, though, he reads about himself on the Internet. According to the Internet, there is another Robert Pattinson out there, living a very different life. A creature of the night, eager to sink his fangs into anything with boobs and a pulse. All bullshit, Pattinson says, but he reads the stories anyway, out of a kind of masochistic narcissism.

And he admits to reading it, which is the really weird part. He reads the gossip blogs and the Twilight fan fiction (“It’s surprisingly hard-core. And very well written”). He knows what the fake Robert Pattinson said on the fake Robert Pattinson Facebook page. (The fake Robert Pattinson claimed to have nailed Kristen Stewart. The fake Robert Pattinson was kind of like Chuck Bass, if Chuck Bass were uncouth enough to trumpet his conquests on somebody’s Wall.)"

Wait- hold the freaking phone.. Rob is reading sites about him INCLUDING FanFic! OMR!! So I guess he is well aware of our innermost fantasies when it comes to the sexy time. I hope you are taking notes Robbie. Don't worry though there are many of us, cougars, out there willing to show you the ropes-shit did I just say that.. I typed it in italics which means it was a thought- right- yet typing it makes it public. Aw hell.. it's no secret I am crushing on Pattinson!!

Moving on... The article goes on to rectify the brazilian model rumor as well as the Camilla Belle rumor. I will go on record as saying that the selfish side of me is ecstatic that he is, claiming to be, single as I don't know who I dub to be Pattinson worthy at this current time.

Did anyone else catch that the Little Ashes movie is going to be very homo-erotic?? I believe I saw the words doggy and style in the same sentence.. yes I did, excerpt to follow

“I thought I’d never get another acting job again,” Pattinson says. “So I was like, ‘Yeah—why not try to do something weird?’ There’s all these gay sex scenes. And y’know, I haven’t even done a sex scene with a girl, in my whole career.”

(While he says this, he’s pinching the skin on the back of his left hand and sort of twisting it clockwise with his right.)

“And here I am, with Javier [Beltrán], who plays Lorca, doing an extremely hard-core sex scene, where I have a nervous breakdown afterward. And because we’re both straight, what we were doing seemed kind of ridiculous.”

(Now he’s sort of laughing.)

“Trying to do it doggie-style. Trying to have a nervous breakdown while doing it doggie-style. And it wasn’t even a closed set. There were all these Spanish electricians giggling to themselves.”

He’s pretty sure the only reason Little Ashes is getting any kind of promotional push is that he’s in it.

I am stoked about seeing this movie as I think it will really show Rob within his craft. There is also a side of me that wants to see Rob getting down and dirty as well.. regardless of the specifics of whom it is with and their specific gender. Ofcourse, I am equally excited to catch How to Be.. I love the character Art and believe this will be another noteworthy performance.

On a side note- Is it just me or does anyone else not like seeing Rob as Edward speaking as Rob. I really like to seperate the two. I adore my Brooding Brit as he is.. and I enjoy Edward as he is supposed to be. When I see Rob dressed as Edward and talking as Rob it starts to blur the lines for me. My "robsession" has so much more to do with Rob and whom he is and the talent he exudes. I only credit Edward with introducing us- as weird as that sounds.

Ok well.. That is all I have to say for now.I am currently trying to get a video together for the New Moon contest as I long to meet Rob and chat him up about reading, music, and whatever the hell else he wants to talk to me about.

Oh yeah.. source for this article is..
http://men.style.com/gq/features/landing?id=content_8497

Just Because...

2009-03-10T06:49:00.000-07:00

I don't know about the rest of you out there but I am all Twilight, New Moon, dating speculation, and random photos of him trying to get some "rob time" out with regards to Rob gossip. So I decided to remember Rob for something other than those aforementioned subjects. Alas I bring you Daniel with all of his dorkiness within the Bad Mother's Handbook.

Even as a dork.. Rob is dead sexy!!

Talk Dirty to Me (insert Poison Guitar Riff)

2009-03-08T13:45:00.001-07:00

So I found this whilest checking out my google alerts on Rob aka Johnny Sex Hair, aka Hot as a Muthafunker, aka British Man Id like to....... Anyway here is what I found courtesy of a Cosmo article about reading Rob's body language.

“His gaze speaks volumes: Robert is seducing the camera with his eyes, indicating he’s confident with his sexuality. He has one hand in his pocket which is usually a sign of insecurity, but the rest of his pose — his relaxed arm and shoulders in particular — indicate he’s getting some on a regular basis. The right hand gesturing to his package implies he’s secure with his hookup skills.”

Yes Yes YES! Seducing the camera with his eyes.. uh huh! Talking to us with his eyes and his expressions.. telling us dirty tales about wanting some tail. That is our Robbie! However, I do need to ask about the last part of this statement. Getting some on the regular huh.. with whom?? I would love to know who is getting some of the Pattinson brand. Can I get her number? Id love some second hand loving. I wonder if she has ever heard of FanFic.. perhaps she can write us some smut and let us all in on the reality of being with Rob.

On a serious note, I do hope he is getting some. and if you are not Rob EMAIL ME- CALL ME-SMOKE SIGNALS- WHATEVER I am in my 30s ya know that is supposed to be MY peak time! Rob deserves a little tail. I know he plays the tortured artist with no luck with girls card very often in interviews but I can NOT fathom envisioning Rob hanging with Rosie and her five sisters on a Friday night.

I would like to take this time to manifest some tail vibes to the universe in Rob's honor.. Please universe, send Rob some tail. It does not have to be hot tail, and please let it be tail that has not been abused or over used, just some nice tail that can carry a conversation in the morning as we know Rob likes the chat it up. Can you do that for us? Thank you.. amen or whatever the hell I am supposed to say after manifesting tail.

Thanks to Ms. Vogue, Moon and Unintended Choice for the support and the mad love. Word up sistas!

P.S How big is that package Rob? Are we talking parcel post, over night, maybe even Saturday delivery? .. or is this a need to pick it up at the air terminal cuz it is so damn big? Imjustsayin?

P.S.S - Oh yeah.. Rob keep talking dirty to us with those eyes and the furrowed and furry brow we love so much.. while this is NOT my type of music nor yours.. it fit the title of the blog.

I Am Reclarifying My Mission Statement

2009-03-04T20:47:00.000-08:00

I started this blog as a means for me to gush so to say over Rob Pattinson. Somehow I momentarily got sucked into reporting his every move - not something I want to do. I want to report the newsworthy information regarding his career such as news on upcoming projects, new interviews, big feats such as the Oscars, as well as randomn eye candy I find, and my random witty- often times sarcastic- reply or editorial view of some Rob news or info that is circulating.

I do, however, not want to chart his every step or write daily about new information that is truly recycled information in the form of a new article. There are alot of sites out there they are already read religiously for that information. I should know as I read most of them. I want my blog to stay on it's original route which began as I started to think of things I wanted to write into Letters to Rob about. Bless UC and Moon as they have pioneered crass and sarcastic bloggery - is that a word? Also Big Ups to Ms Vogue over there at Sexy Time with Rob Pattinson as she is a force to reckoned with. wait did I just say Big Ups? Wtf- am I back in the 90s area hood??

SO with that being said.. I wont blog everyday and I removed some of my more charting stalker style blogs as that was not what I made this page for. In reality, I don't care if anyone else reads this blog and giggles.. I mean as long as I can laugh at myself which I do often that is all that matters- right?
If you are a reader and stay one.. then thanks! and if not- thats cool, Peace Out! shit.. did I just say peace out now too? wtf is up with me tonight.

Word to your mother!
Heather

New in Rob's Music...

2009-03-03T05:21:00.000-08:00

I got this blurb from the How To Be FB group today..

We are pleased to announce that the How To Be soundtrack, featuring tracks by Robert Pattinson, is getting a wider worldwide release than we had originally planned. Unfortunately this means that we’ve had to move the release back a little, but the good news is that you wont have to wait very long. The record will be available to pre-order on the Dreamboat Records website soon; we’ll be announcing the exact date in the next few days.
www.howtobemovie.com

Let us all make this glorious noise together," Squeeeeeeeee!"
I am so happy that something non-Twilight is going to give Rob more positive press. I, as he, long for his career to morph into something positive and longlived and fear that the franchise that is Twilight could stifle it. Lets make sure this doesn't happen and give as much of our attention and pocket money to his other endeavors as we have to the monster that is Twilight. (please)

Oh yeah... I am sure you are all aware but Rob is back in L.A

Bad Things

2009-03-02T11:06:00.000-08:00

I love these youtube montages to random songs with Robs likeness all over them.

Let's face it- Who doesn't want to do bad things to Mr. Pattinson??

'Twilight' star wondering 'How to Be' - Arts & Entertainment

2009-03-02T05:38:00.000-08:00

Reviews are coming in from screenings of How To Be. Is it really suprising to hear that this movie will be enjoyable to watch and that Rob did a great job?

Twisted, funny 'Twilight' star wondering 'How to Be' - Arts & Entertainment

Mr. Pattinson Meets Mrs. Pattinson

2009-02-28T06:33:00.000-08:00

The ever so gracious Rob poses for picture with Tokyo fan claiming, or wishing, to be Mrs. Pattinson.

Can Rob be any sweeter? He's got a smile on his face with every fan and is braving the elements to give his fans what they want. well maybe not what they really want.. as Id have dragged him over that barrier to have.. umm.. a chat with him- for sure

Can we also talk about how dapper he looks in his shiny grey suit with brown shirt and tie. OMG- HOTNESS!!!

Ok.. I have to go play mommy now.. but I will be thinking about that sharp dressed Rob for the rest of the day. (mmmmmMMMmmm)

Rob Releasing Album???

2009-02-27T15:18:00.000-08:00

Let me start by saying..

"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

It's not as if I dont already have a burned cd of some of his stuff but to be able to go, with money, and show my support for a man with a voice like velvet(yummy-that would truly be an honor!

Anyway heres the article!

He might be concentrating on acting for now but Rob hasn't turned his back on music completely.

Rob told MoviesOnline: "I might make an album but not through a record company or anything. I'd like to do something independent.

"I don't care if people buy it or not. I'd just like to have it just for myself so I can work with good musicians and stuff."

Rob hasn't written many songs in the past but would probably pen a few for his album.

He says: "All my friends are musicians in London. They're very talented. My best friend wrote one of the songs on the soundtrack with another friend of mine, this guy Marcus Foster who did Bobby Long.

"I went to school with Marcus. He taught me how to play guitar and stuff. He's an amazing writer and singer and I thought to help somebody out. I've got nothing to lose."

That's right Rob - nothing to lose and everything to gain (me in your lap perhaps?)

Source for article below

Overwhelmed!

2009-02-25T12:04:00.000-08:00

I am completely overwhelmed with the onslaught of Rob gossip and Rob speculation!

I have taken a slight break from blogging as I can NO LONGER stand to read anymore about who he is doing, or isnt doing, or should be doing as well as the douchebag men that are writing nasty stuff about him being less than talented. Add all of that to the recent Kristen Stewart comments and those of her dad.. and I am spent!!

I will blog again tomorrow once I get a handle on my anger. Until then I will hope that Rob remains true to himself and does NOT get sucked into the STANK that is HOLLYWOOD.

Edward blamed for breakup!!

2009-02-24T10:03:00.000-08:00

I keep up with alot of different Twilight and Rob Blogs as well as get my own information on google BUT this one takes the cake.

Twilight fixation, on myspace, posted this and it was worthy of a repost. (originally from twi crack)

Relationship ruined by Edward
Article from twi crack addict:

I just discovered this site called Fmylife.com, which contains everyday anecdotes posted by users like you and me. Fmylife is a place where you can vent and unwind by sharing a sh**ty moment that ruined your day with the following rules: You must tell your story in one sentence, and these short stories must begin with "Today" and end with "FML".

Well, today I saw a post from a guy who got *dumped* because he wasn't enough like Edward Cullen:

"Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML"

Click to see on fmylife.com

So I checked this site out and it is HILARIOUS!!

Might I add that I can relate to mr. dumped as a result of Edward as my other half would agree that I liked him less as if it was possible after completing the saga.

Anyone else relate to this??

Accidental Sexiness?

2009-02-24T09:58:00.000-08:00

I fell upon this site accidentalsexiness.com by accident and I had to agree with the writer about Rob's shyness being endearing and well making him accidentally sexy. I dont know that I think his sexiness is accidental as it more or less good genes- Thanks Clare and Richard - good work! Let us not forget that sexy brooding brits accent and musical talent.

Source:

The Nerve of some People!

2009-02-23T18:13:00.000-08:00

Dear Guy at Limelife.com,

I recently read an article you wrote on your website, and NOT because I have EVER heard of your site but was pointed there by way of my google alerts on RP, and saw your horrific dig on Rob. First let me point out that I refer to you as a guy in the opening. Why you may ask? Well, you would have to be a very unnatractive guy to dig on such a wonderfully humble and sexy young man. On the real, what the hell has Rob done to you. Clearly you note that increase in Oscar viewing and lay the claim that it was something to do with Rob. I believe you said he was the Academy's go to guy. no bitch, I know you said that Allow me to refresh your memory with the quote below.

The new format for the show and appearances by teen/tween favorites like Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens and Mr. Vampy himself, Robert Pattinson, no doubt pulled in a new crowd of viewers.

But Oscar is gonna have to work hard if he wants to stay relevant. And by work hard we don't mean use Robert Pattinson as your go-to; enough with that pasty puppet and his freaky stare.

Mmm Hmm.

As a fan of robs, clearly a roboholic, I would like to tell you to get the stick outta your ass and stifle the jealousy ya douchebag. Rob is more than a vampire in a movie with a NONactress. By the way.. the pasty white skin and the weird stare? Its called brooding stare and it is sexy as hell. Don't you know anything?? I will have you know that I predict a big year for a man with more talent in his pinky than your non-writing self. Let the teen-to-mom aged fans enjoy a star that is so far removed from the stank of Holywood that it's as refreshing as his beauty. Sit back, watch some youtube vids of the brooding brit- he just may grow on you and Just remember you can't hate the player, ya gotta hate the game.

Peace out!
RobsessedinFL

Source of quote

Dearest Academy

2009-02-22T20:50:00.000-08:00

Dearest Academy,
I would like to take the time to thank you bow down to you and make you aware of my deepest gratitude. I, a declared Robaholic, took great joy in seeing the adonis known as Rob Pattinson on the Red Carpet id like to see him on MY carpet as well as on stage presenting. - thought it could have been longer. Can I also say Thanks for adding the scenes from Twilight in the rundown of 2008. I know KStews stutter, blink, lip biting makes it unworthy of a statue but you let Rob repesent all the same. Might I also add that you were right on the money about fans stalkers watching the show all the way through to see more Rob. I will, however, admit that I was mad at you when I thought you were pulling a classic bait and switch with Efron being on stag twice. ya know I sold cars.. so the bait and switch shit is old hat for me-thankyouverymuch!

I was on the edge of me seat awaiting his arrival as his first spot was while my other half was awake and well he was not too happy with this halfs reaction to seeing undressing Rob with my eyes at all. He decided to go to bed early thank god and it was ON LIKE DONKEY KONG. So I sat and waited.. and waited and sat stalked. And then..I noticed that you did not let us down. How clever of you to seat Rob behing Micky Rourke... it was a stroke of genius. So I watched, and waited, and stalked youtube and the other fan sites awaiting MR to show back up on the camera so I could see gawk at Rob again.

hello sexy there behind micky.. ahh look at the stealthy I am super embarassed pose - so self depricating. Anyway.. thanks again Academy. Thank your for allowing me some private time with Rob. yes yes thank you Let's hope he is invited next year too- for his acting- and not just his beauty as he is in movies without KStewUtter.

Thanks again! ( and Rob you did wonderful darling!)

Heather
RobsessedinFL

Rob and the Oscars

2009-02-22T20:04:00.000-08:00

Some yummy pics of Rob on the Red Carpet..

THE LOVELY SMIRK

THOSE SMOLDERING EYES

AND

TYPICAL OVERWHELMED MOUTH AGAP.. ADORABLE ROB!!

Heres a pic of him presenting

Here is the video also.. (as short as it is)

Wait, can I just say.. WTF?? We want more Rob.. you think you can bait us in and give us 30 seconds of Rob and well continue to watch your blasted show?
Shit, they know me too well
Might I commend you on your placement of the adonis known as Rob. I mean, come on people, right behind Mickey who we know is nominated for an award and will be shown throughout out the night. So where will I be.. or rather where am I right now? Sitting on my arse looking at some Japanese film watching the foreign award.
wheres rob.. need some more rob. Chill out Heather as you are now typing your inner dialogue. Do I sound crazy? No- not at all. Wait.. am I have a conversation with myself?

oooh its almost over.. gotta get my eyes Marisa and Micky.. Bah Bye!

Exciting Day for Robsessers

2009-02-22T06:38:00.001-08:00

Rumors have been flying as we all sit with baited breath awaiting the arrival of our Rob on the red carpet and onto the Oscars stage to present an award.

I have decided to not post anything until after this glorious event occurs as the buzz around Rob right now is mostly the same ole same ole with random shots of him around town and the rewording of the same interviews to sound like something new.

Stay tuned for my take on the Oscars experience.

Ta Ta for now

Open Reply to Recent Comment

2009-02-21T18:22:00.000-08:00

I got a comment on my last post that I thought to be interesting.

An anonymous commenter attempted to call me out and say I ripped of another blog called ROBsessed. Clearly I am clever. However, with that being said I will not claim to be so clever that I dubbed the word Robsessed as I did not. Anyway... I dont know who the comment was made by as they left a shroud of mystery by doing so anonymously. I tried to make a comment after theirs but Blogger was being a horses arse and would not let me so here is my reply...

With regards to ripping off another blog I would like to say the follwing:

Actually, I saw something that I thought was funny and decided to share it by citing my sources going as far as to give the link of where to find it. If you are referring to the other page called ROBsessed... Ive actually never been there. I just created a page where I could ramble about Rob and someone said I was obsessed and I said, " NO, I am robsessed, LOL, I should create a blog named that for me to vent on." Alas, I did.

Besides, aren't all blogs similar? I guess we would have to find the first blog ever created about Rob and all pay homage to them because in the end.. we are all ripping someone off, huh? There is no such thing as originality anymore.There is a company that gets rich off of slightly changing someone elses product or invention and dubbing it as better because they say so! That company is 3M.

Anyway, I am sorry if anyones feelings got hurt or ego got bruised because I had an unoriginal thought in an original moment and ran with it. If you would like to talk about this further, feel free to email me or leave a comment which isnt anonymous.

Happy Robsessing!
Heather

P.S - Celebrity Addictionary has the word Robsessed listed and defined.

Robsessed by Anonymous
adjective, Victim of Rob Pattinson's awesomeness
Added 2 months 13 hours ago, definition by Drusilla.

Perhaps you are the one who added it to the dictionary or they too are ripping off that blog - the nerve of them!

Thanks Jenn for telling me about it.

Great Minds Think Alike!

2009-02-21T06:53:00.001-08:00

So I hopped over to Letters To Rob this morning to get my fill-
side note: those girls over there are fanfreakintastic!!!-and I feast my eyes on the video below. YES! A tribute to Rob's crotch!! Perhaps my other Robsessers got a crotch vibe as I was thinking of blocking that crotch, please see cockblocking blog for me, from KStew. So without further adieu, and thanks to Carrie, A tribue to crotch of the man with whom I am smitten.

I wonder how hard it will be to find a sponsor for being such a Robaholic... are there really any decent women out there that aren't taken aback by him?

YOU MUST visit my girls at LTR

Cockblocking 101

2009-02-21T04:59:00.000-08:00

Let me begin this post by saying that I agree that the term cockblocking is kind of raunchy but there is no better way to term the following information.

So with that being said, rumor has it that there will NO opportunities for Kstew and Rob to lose themselves in their roles this time around as her boyfriend Angarano - dubbed Oregano in the RobBlog world and from this day to forever more on this page as well- will be nipping at her heels this time around. i hope he is so far up her butt that she can't walk with him stepping on the back of her shoe leaving her with a "flat tire"

I can honestly say that I heard that angels in heaven above give a soft, " ahhhhhhhhhh" when I read this. YES, yes, YES!! One more distraction cleared! Now if we can get Oregano to bring a friend for dear Nikki so that there is no tail for Rob on the set we will be good to go! Then again with the pseudo-gay act KStew and Nikki put on, perhaps Oregano will be there for both of their enjoyments. I can only hope.

So let us raise up a pint for jealousy, trust issues, and classic cockblocking! This one is for you Oregano!! All of us Robsessers are in your debt!

Note to Oregano - perhaps I can get Chong to send you one of his classic bongs so you and KStew can enjoy herb time during the shooting as well, after all it may ease your mood though I can't say it will do much for your paranoia about Rob.

Source for this article
http://www.myparkmag.co.uk/articles/celebrity/robert-pattinson/no-chance-of-new-moon-love-for-robert-pattinson-and-kristen-stewart.html

Where did my life go???

2009-02-20T18:29:00.000-08:00

It appears that the poor bloke, Rob, is feeling as if his life is not his. His fame has taken away of part of his privacy, freedom, enjoyment and he has been talking about it lately- according to Transworld New (url at end of blog)

The following excerpt is from that article..

Robert Pattinson says he feels he has “lost a huge chunk of my life” since becoming famous for his role in Twilight.
The British actor admits he misses parts of his old life, like singing at bars. “I used to love playing live at open mics at bars. You could go nuts and be completely free. It would be a cathartic experience for me. I’ve lost a huge chunk of my life,” Pattinson says.

Let me just say, I feel ya Rob! I can understand you yearning for normalcy and not wanting all of the attention you are getting, ya know, with all these crazy ass women blogging about your every move, your hair, you eyes, your jawline, your.....

SHIT! what on earth was I talking about?

Oh yeah.. all those other stalkers out there taking away your life. I understand totally. I feel like a chunk of my life is missing too. The sleep I used to get before I stayed up late at night blogging about you, the work I got done during the day before I found myself, easily, wasting 2-3 hours watching youtube vids with you singing, laughing, talking, acting, .....

SHIT! There I go again!!

I don't blame you though Rob. How can I? It is not your fault that I have a thing for smart, soulfull, british accent having men that are younger than me. Nor is it your fault that all those other stank, I mean adoring, women are throwing themselves at you. Just take a deep breath darling... enjoy the freedom that will come long after the hoopla when you still have the money you made (DONT PUT IT IN THE MARKET!!)

Until then, I will continue to adore your talents from afar and pay to listen to your music and watch you on screen like an average fan as well as come home and type furiously like a lunatic, which I am NOT, as an exercise in free speech.

Transworld article url
http://www.transworldnews.com/NewsStory.aspx?id=77265&cat=2

Rob hated Cedric Diggory

2009-02-20T18:21:00.001-08:00

Let me start by saying that I do not want to sound like I am an expert on the fourth HP movie or book as I haven't found the time to read it and just watched the movie for the first time today. What is up with Rob having very little lines??

My son watched it with me and apparently is as smitten with Rob as I am as he shed tears for Cedric's death seen while I sighed. He has become quite attached to my Edward standy in recent days.

MyParkMagazine wrote the following about the subject:

He told the BBC: "I hope I'm not that close to my character. I hate him.

"I used to hate everybody like Cedric (Diggory) in my school."
Rob found acting on the Harry Potter set quite stressful.

He added: "On Harry Potter I was so consciously of the fact that I didn't know what I was doing.

"I used to sit on the side of the set throwing up."

We are so glad that Rob kept up the acting and became our real life Edward Cullen.

Ahhh as I am people.. as am I. Might I add that I am more elated to see him in Little Ashes as my favorite artist-Dali and in How to Be.

The article in ParkMag can be found at

http://www.myparkmag.co.uk/articles/celebrity/robert-pattinson/robert-pattinson-hated-cedric-diggory.html

No Rob Soul on the New Moon Soundtrack

2009-02-19T20:58:00.000-08:00

A recent statement has been made, allegedly by Rob, what is this is a friggin court case? I've been watching too much Nancy Grace, that the New Moon Soundtrack will be void of our brooding brits voice of a angel or sex god. sex angel?

I, for one, want to say that KUDOS TO ROB!! Let him be people, he's no superman! Let him focus on one thing at a time. Acting was fun for him before he was attacked by tback throwing teenagers. Is this not why he escaped back to London Pubs to do his crooning? Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take his music away from him! Poor kid goes to Indie audition and ends up stalked by girls from pre- teens to moms.

and young at heart, I swear I dont look 35, women like myself

Let us all be thankful he is more than eye candy and continue to use his self depricating tortured artist persona be our main argument for obsession to friends and family. Let him keep something that he considers sacred.

Ok... I am going to bed as it is past midnight. I have to teach fifth graders tomorrow. two of which adore Rob as I do and "squeee" over him at lunch with me. I know that this is wrong on so many levels

Oh yeah.. source for this article is below

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/pattinson%20refuses%20to%20make%20music%20for%20twilight%20sequel_1095568

Over and Out

Robsessed in FL

Heather

Just In... New Moon Art

2009-02-19T20:28:00.000-08:00

Hot off the MTV website:

"MTV News has the scoop on the official name and logo for Chris Weitz’s soon-to-film sequel to “Twilight.” Dubbed “The Twilight Saga’s New Moon” (although the title treatment leaves off the “’s”) the film’s official title art stays true to the look of the first movie while swapping in an orange tint, a subtle crescent moon, and the release date of 11.20.09."

Ok.. so Squeeeeeee x 4!

Can not wait for the next movie as I am hoping for more feeling and emotions from all the actors involved. Besides- anyone that knows me is aware of my slight distaste with the first movie for leaving out key elements to Bella and Edwards courtship. KEY ELEMENTS PEOPLE!!!

Anyway, just wanted to keep my peeps updated.

Stay tuned for more Rob news.. same bat cave- same bat channel!

To see more about the upcoming movie go to the link below:

http://moviesblog.mtv.com/

Hey Mr Postman

2009-02-19T20:03:00.000-08:00

Mr. "Robs Postal Delivery Person",
I am contacting you as a loyal postal service customer and grateful fan. It would seem that a recent article, found at the link below, has cited Rob as saying he fears his fan mail. I know what you are thinking, as I was thinking as well, as a matter of fact I am practically seeing the look on your face as I just type this. How insane could Rob be to think there are any humans of the female variety that would think so little of his adonis like persona, crazy as it sounds, to pick up a pen and scribble something nasty and THEN have the mind to affix a .42 stamp to it and send it out.

These women should be burned at the stake.. Heresy I say!!

Wow, that was a little overboard, huh?

I digress.

Anyway, "Mr. Robs Postal Service Delivery Person", I just want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for intercepting those letters for us Robsessers.. and for not letting Robs self deprication reach new heights because of a few rotten apple, sour apples, not yet ripe apples - ok enough apple references! Don't worry, I wont tell Rob that you too secretly want him or that I saw your stashing some of his return letters with autographed pictures which are now in your locker at work, stuck to your fridge with your chick-fila Eat Mor Chikn magnet, and on your visor in your car. It's chill.. I got your secret tucked under my hat. Just keep up the good work!

Signed,
Robsesser in FL

Okay so yeah.. apparently Rob is so scared of hate mail with death threats he is convinced that it is being sensored by his management. ( Perhaps mail fairies like good old Brett the mail person?) Anyway... all weird letter writing to imaginary mail person aside, Did you catch the part that he reads his letters???

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Have you read mine yet Rob? Remember when I said I didn't write just to get a response? Well I lied.. Please do send a picture! I know I didn't send a SASE ( self adressed stamped envelope) as I didn't know about that rule existing in writing fan mail. Shit, the last letter I sent to a star was to Billy Idol when I was eight! ( perhaps that is when my fetish for englishmen started)Anyway, I will be sending another letter with a SASE soon. So be sure to send me a shot of you with your instrument of choice ( piano or guitar)

One more thing.. I need to give major props to Unintended Choice and TheMoonisdown over there at Letters to Rob for getting me started on this sarcastic rambling blog.. they are the masters and I- their grasshopper! I dont want to bite your lettter writing ladies but Brett old boy needed to know about my gratitude!

Heres the link to the article which spawned this monster of a post
http://www.myparkmag.co.uk/articles/celebrity/robert-pattinson/robert-pattinsons-fan-mail-fear.html

AND a link to my girls over at Letters to Rob
http://letterstorob.wordpress.com/

More Rob Music Coming to a Soundtrack Near You!

2009-02-19T05:35:00.000-08:00

According to Spunk Ransom (link below) Rob will have music on the soundtrack to his up coming movie- How To Be

"I can confirm that 4 tracks will have Robert singing and playing; his character in the film is a struggling musician, so they are songs he sings in the film itself. This news will be officially announced shortly…."

http://www.spunk-ransom.com/2009/02/18/more-details-on-how-to-be-soundtrack/

Also, How to Be has been picked up for distribution by IFC and has some already scheduled openings with plans for more.

The following information is from their site (link below);

"We’re excited to announce the much-anticipated U.S. release of How To Be! The film has been picked up for distribution by IFC Films and will premiere on IFC Festival Direct in April. To coincide with IFC’s spring release, the How To Be soundtrack will be available on iTunes and on CD through Dreamboat Records. Full details of the release to come soon, and if you’re not in the U.S. or Italy then rest assured that we are hard at work setting up distribution elsewhere!"

Check their site for listings in your area.

http://www.howtobemovie.com/news/

That is it for now... more Rob news to come- I am sure

It is Official - on so many levels!

2009-02-19T05:22:00.000-08:00

Where do I begin?

First, let me say that I am pleased to know that Rob currently has no online presence with regards to Myspace and Facebook. I say this, because I had a brief myspace "friendship" with someone I thought was Rob a few weeks ago that ended as quickly as it started. The page was certified by Myspace which led us to believe it was indeed him but "he", if it was him, deleted it citing his unreadiness to deal with all the incoming mail and comments from his fans.

With this background knowledge, I will continue with the reason for this posting. Apparently, there was a page on Myspace claiming to be Nikki Reeds which confirmed rumors of her and Rob dating.

No biggie, right?

Wrongo-Jacko!!

Please, someone, anyone... Tell me why I got a hotflash when I read this!! No! I dont wanna hear any old lady hitting my mid 30's jokes as that will just cement in my mind what I know to be true - I am too old for Rob.
Moving on... Both Nikki and Kristens "people" have also laid claim that neither of them have an online presence which quickly gave me back some piece of mind - if that is possible.

Here is the thing though... shall I check myself into the RA? ( Robaholics Anonymous) Why on earth would I get testy to hear he could be dating her? OMG I am worse than a screaming, tback throwing, teenager!!!

Take a deep breath Heather!! (iiiiiiiiiiin- oooooout)

Ok. So the link to the article is below.. feel free to check it out yourself.
http://hollywooddame.com/2009/02/18/robert-pattinson-and-nikki-reed-love-rumors/

ALSO, I have had firsthand contact with The site disclosed as your first stop for checking the validity of star site- The Fan Project. I suggest you contact them if you suspect a site as being fraud as they are really on top of their game as well as robsessed with the rest of us. You can get to their page via myspace.
http://Myspace.com/thefanproject

In closing, I will refer to the title of this entry. What is official you ask?
It is official;
Rob isn't online
Nikki isn't online
They are not dating I hope
I have serious issues with information consumption when it comes to Rob
I need to get a grip

Where is Rob?

2009-02-18T16:35:00.000-08:00

Edward Spotting!!

It would seem that Mr. Pattinson has been spotted in L.A- Rodeo Drive to be exact.

Look at the hair!! It is all Edwardesque

This is sending a buzz as he is confirmed, according to rumors, wait is that an oxymoron, to be presenting at the Oscars on Sunday night. squeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Anyway, I was happy to see him back in L.A as his alter ego Edward had spent some significat time at my house, yes my hizooouse!, helping me with some bitch , I mean house, chores.

I know it is just a cardboard standy but a girl can have a little fun, can't she?

Here are some shots of Edward at my house- just chillaxin.
I know that was a ridiculous Erik reference- "La Push Baby!

As you can see above, the gentleman was assistive with putting the glasses away as I washed the rest.

Then things got HOT and STEAMY!!!

Yes.. he ironed my clothes for me!!

Who would have thought he be able to look so good while holding hangers for me as well?

Alas, Rob is now back in L.A He did, however, Edward did say something about coming back and trimming by bushes or mowing my pasture.. ya know- some yardwork.

Stay posted!

First Robsessed Post!!

2009-02-18T11:36:00.000-08:00

I was reading another Rob oriented blog and came across a you tube tribute to Rob's "sexyness" to the Kings of Leon tune Sex on Fire. How aprapos!!

Anyway, listen away and feel free to grab a napkin for all the drooling you may do over the pics chosen for this video/slideshow.

Credit to greenbeans93 for video.
Credit to Vogue at sextimewithrob blog for the original post of the video. (where I found it)

Once again, I cant take the credit for this video as it was created by another woman obsessed and posted on another blog by yet another woman obsessed. Lets all tell them thank you....

Sources for this blog:
http://sexytimewithrobpattinson.blogspot.com/

"Thank You"

Introduction

2009-02-18T11:33:00.000-08:00

Hello.. if you are reading this blog I am going to assume that you are slightly enamored with Robert Pattinson. don't worry, I am too
I will be the first to tell you, well this is the first post, that this blog will be mostly about Rob as a person, musician, and actor and NOT a blog devoted to his being Edward. Let's face it, there was a Rob before Twilight and there will be one well after.

Anyway... bear with me as I am a mom, student, and photographer with limited time but MUCH smittance. I just wanted to create a place for me to gush over the man without boring the hell out of my myspace and facebook friends.

Thanks for reading!
Heather